lance: do you think the moon landing was fake
keith: i would fake a moon landing for you
lance: really?????
keith: i’ve hacked every impenetrable government database except your heart
lance: aww babeyyy
hunk: what the singular fuck
lance: do you think the moon landing was fake
keith: i would fake a moon landing for you
lance: really?????
keith: i’ve hacked every impenetrable government database except your heart
lance: aww babeyyy
hunk: what the singular fuck
lance: hi welcome to theatre, please state your name and why you’re here
keith: my name is keith kogane and i’m auditioning for Tomato #4 and-
lance gasping: you’re that ASSHOLE from calc!!
keith: no i’m keith and i’m auditioning for-
lance: i dreamed about kissing you 365 days for an entire year and when i finally asked you out you said ‘sorry i’m a vegan’
keith sweating hard: i’m keith and i’m auditioning for the role of tomato #4-
Lance: so then I snuck around the side of his bad eye and-
Shiro: His bad eye?
Lance: Yeah, you know? The messed up one?
Shiro: What messed up one?
Pidge: He has one eye that’s permanently shut, it wasn’t like that when you were there?
Shiro: No. Hey Keith! Did you know Commander Iverson has only one eye now?
Keith:

Krolia: I left you once, I’ll never leave you again.
Keith: why are you being so emo rn what are you, my mom?
Krolia: *looks into the camera like she’s on the office*