Anonymous asked:
littleblackchat answered:
@hchano the people have spoken
Alternate ending
Carapace: Trust me, he deserves it.
Ladybug: CARAPACE!!!
Chat: No no, he’s right…
Accurate
this roast is so good it reached into the future and dragged movies that weren’t even in development yet
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
Canon: They lived in modern times and did modern things!
Fanfic: “And they boarded the Titanic on a cold day in 1912…”
The fucking accuracy though.
Oh gosh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Canon: And though they loved each other endlessly, they grew apart and married other people, left forever questioning what could have been.
Fanfic: Well, here’s 179 chapters of what could’ve been.
Canon: they hated each other for years and still hated each other after the credits
Fanfic: but the angsty sex was phanominal and their deepest darkest secret
Cannon: they were never meant to be together
Fanfic: but their souls were bonded and they were soulmates through first words or colors or string-
Plagg: Cataclysm!
Me: aww, how cute! A mini cataclysm!
Plagg; *destroys almost half of Paris*
Me:
New people joining the Miraculous Ladybug fandom: “Awe, they changed the date of the new episode!”
Veterans of the fandom:
ruinedchildhood
