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[galahadwilder]

Alya: hey Ladybug I’m glad you trusted us with the Miraculi again but I have a question

Alya: why didn’t you give one to Lila? She’s your best friend, right?

Ladybug: I would rather throw myself off a bridge

Alya: oh, you don’t want her getting hurt in battle, that’s so sweet!

Ladybug: no, I would strangle her to death with my bare hands if I thought I could get away with it

Alya: But… She’s your… best friend…?

Ladybug: HOW MUCH MORE CLEARLY DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I WANT THAT BITCH DEAD

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[antiknife]

us currently till the explanation video comes around

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[cambiex]

ok we all know in reality alya and nino were fucking in the closet, right?

[akumatizethisblog]

right.

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[buggachat]

somehow plagg thought this would go better

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[inflatable-kaito-kuroba]

Am I doing this right?

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AU where everything’s the same except tikki is slightly goofier

[ladybeug]

you CAN eat them but you SHOULDNT. thats true of most things though.

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[marionettedupaincheng]

carapace, looking at an adrien agreste ad: what a little bitch

chat noir: i know right

carapace: excuse me, that’s my best friend you’re talking about, asshole

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• Nino: Honestly, Adrien and Marinette are crazy similar.
• Alya: Really? In what way?
• Nino: They are always running, usually late to something, they can both be graceful yet clumsy. They both know fashion, love sweets. Both are crazy good at video games. They both get awkward around their crushes, constantly tired. Plus, they both want a hamster.
• Alya: Wow, I had no idea. When you put it like that, it makes it sound like they were made for each other. I wonder what is keeping them apart?

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[fuckyeahasexual]

straight people: stop forcing sexuality on children, they’re too young to know what they like!!!

also straight people: he’s gonna break so many girls’ hearts someday!

straight people: wait till this one brings her first boyfriend home!

straight people: someday, when she has children of her own,

straight people: *watching a boy and girl baby together* oo i think he likes her!

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[mlincorrectquotes]

Adrien: Damn, Marinette is way too hot to be single.

Nino: Then why don’t you go change that?