After weredad:
Lila: Ladybug and I are best friends
Marinette: I confessed to Chat, he came to my place for lunch, and we are now friends
Lila: Oh my god, you are such an attention seeker trying to one up me
Alya: Marinette that’s just petty and really low of you
Marinette: Really?
Lila: Can you even prove it?
Marinette: Chat wants a hamster, loves Ladybug, thinks we have the best macarons in Paris-
Chat Noir: And I’m right here! Although I had to turn down her confession as ladybug is my queen, Marinette will always be my princess.
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Bonus:
Lila: That’s clearly just Adrien in a chat noir outfit trying to help you save face
Chat: Oh no.
Marinette: No. That’s Chat Noir. Adrien had to go have a shower. You know what models are like. They are totally different people. They look nothing alike
Lila: Maybe hair and eyes are a bit different, but they are the same person. Height, hair colour, posture, voice
Marinette: Really Lila you have to stop lying
Lila: Is no one else seeing this?!
Nino: Lila I was on your side but that’s obviously Chat Noir. Next you’ll be saying Marinette is Ladybug.
Lila: Holy shit, Marinette is Ladybug.
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