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Ominous statement generator

venusiangay

Birth Month:

  • Jan - The weathered bone
  • Feb - The stained glass window
  • Mar - A wolf’s howl
  • Apr - The fog on the moors
  • May - The sanctuary of the abandoned cathedral
  • June - The bloodied locket
  • July - A scream from within the forest
  • Aug - The churning sea
  • Sept - The fire’s last embers
  • Oct - An old clocktower
  • Nov - A mountain’s wind
  • Dec - A saint’s weeping

Color of The Top You’re Wearing*:

  • Red - smells strongly of flesh and rot.
  • Orange - is set afire when you look toward it.
  • Yellow - causes a ringing in your head that grows as you approach it.
  • Green - offers to make a pact.
  • Blue - demands a sacrifice.
  • Violet - causes blood to drip from your eyes.
  • White - whispers hymns of the old gods gently in your ears.
  • Grey - hums with grief.
  • Black - pardons you of your sins.

*if patterned/multicolored, choose the closest base colour, or most prominent.

based off this post

lady--of--greenwood

A mountain’s wind demands a sacrifice. Dude, that’s an awesome tag line for a story.

elven-child

The sanctuary of the abandoned cathedral smells strongly of flesh and rot. (That sounds so metal!)

ivorwendarcy

A scream from within the forest smells strongly of flesh and rot.

trufflesome

A saint’s weeping demands a sacrifice

artzypaw

The churning sea gums with grief

Source: venusiangay omg so deep