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so @brettanomycroft and i were talking about stuff. 90% of this is her tbh and it’s too good not to share:

the paladins totally have a bunch of abandoned blogs back on earth
Lance had a makeup blog
Hunk had a food blog
Pidge was a reddit gremlin

Keith: I never blogged.
Lance: Bullshit!
Pidge: Yeah, I bet you ran one of those lizard people conspiracy blogs. Orgon blasters, crystal, Illuminati, the whole nine yards

Plot twist: Keith actually used to run a super popular aesthetic blog
Lance was a huge follower and tried to emulate it
(Keith also had a secret side blog about knives, but like, super aesthetic knives. With super pretty handles and holsters)
Hunk really misses his food blog and wishes he could blog in space

Pidge: “I didn’t have a blog, but I once got over 1000 reddit gold for a shitpost I made”

Pidge: “I was on the front page for 48 straight hours”

Shiro: “Is that a good thing or a bad thing?”

Pidge: “You poor, beautiful child”

Shiro didn’t blog, he was blogged about
It turns out that Shiro ended up on each of their blogs at some point
Keith, being the one who knew him best, did it on purpose for part of the aesthetic blog
But Lance and Hunk? Totally unintentional
Lance sees Shiro and snags a picture and is like “How is this man’s complexion so even??”
Hunk is at a restaurant and Shiro’s in the background of his photo
Pidge’s shitpost involves both Matt and Shiro
And they all realize:
“Shiro… you’re an internet god”
Takashi “I don’t even know how to check my email” Shirogane, folks

Shiro: “None of this matters now because we’re in space”