I came across @smolsarcasticraspberry‘s thread on Shiro’s status as Black’s paladin, and the mental image of Shiro doing a starfish on Black’s nose just killed me.
There’s a lot of discourse going around right now about everyone’s ages but this is literally the only thing I’ve been thinking of since they were officially released
Ok I fixed it
I FORGOT SHIRO WAS BORN ON FEB. 29TH MAKING HIM A LEAP YEAR BABY ROFL
ok but imagine keith, lance, and shiro are all dating
-first of all lance is needy and demands being between them whenever possible, including when they watch movies, sleep, and he’s in the middle when they all hold hands to walk somewhere
-lance is the best cook out of the three of them but he’s actually still not very good so hunk makes them a lot of frozen dinners
-keith is really bad at talking about his feeling especially in comparison to lance who brings up every problem he has emotionally
-shiro sometimes bench presses lance bc it makes lance laugh and keith gets so heart eyes emoji watching them
-keith hates pda but if lance kisses his cheek in front of the rest of the team he doesn’t get too uncomfortable
-keith and shiro like to buy lance pretty things because it always makes lance smile enough to light up the room they’re in
-lance is always a slut for someone playing with his hair
-shiro loves making his boyfriends happy
-keith worries about lance getting hurt so he trains lance in hand-to-hand combat with shiro’s help
YALL. HIS EYES ARE CAMERAS. FAKE SHIRO IS SPYING ON VOLTRON. YOU CAN LITERALLY HEAR THE CAMERA-EYES.
OK BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH, I AM SO TIRED OF THE GALRA AND ALL THE SHIT THAT THEY DO TO SHIRO
FIRST THEY KIDNAPPED HIM AND HELD HIM CAPTIVE FOR A YEAR IN THE WORST POSSIBLE CONDITIONS
THEN THEY TAKE AWAY HIS DAMN ARM BY FORCE
AND GAVE HIM SERIOUS PTSD THAT WILL DEFINITELY HAUNT HIM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE
NOW THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO REPLACE HIM WITH SOME UGLY BUZZ LIGHT YEAR LOOKING ASS CLONE, FOR WHAT?
IF YOU DON’T BRING HIS ASS BACK AND LET HIM BE WITH HIS FAMILY, HIS ONLY SAFETY AND HAPPINESS, I SWEAR TO GOD-
ruinedchildhood