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Marinette gets Lila one of those scratch off maps for Christmas. None of them will scratch off except for Italy and France

Lila: I think this is broken

Marinette: No, it’s one that only scratches off where you have actually been

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Chloe: As I am so gracious, I got everyone in the class a gift. Here you go Lie-la

Lila: Thanks….He’s just not that into you. Classy.

Chloe: I thought the book may be relevant to your current situation

Lila: I’m glad you liked the book so much you decided to pass your copy along to me. Though it’s a bit cheap gifting your old belongings 

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Bustier: Here you go Chloe, I got you a small gift. Thank you for being in my class this year

Marinette: Hold on!

Marinette scribbles on it

Marinette: There you go, now you can think of both of us!

Bustier: That wasn’t very nice. Apologise

Marinette: Oh, so when the rich blonde girl ruins my gift it’s ok and I get scolded, but when I do I get scolded?!

Bustier: Marinette

Marinette: It’s not permanent marker and will wipe off

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Ladybug bursts into the classroom

Ladybug: My good friend Marinette told me all about you guys and I remembered so many of you from your akumatisations! So I decided to drop in and wish you all happy holidays! For Alya…your gift is in the back row. For Chloe, I bee hair clip so you can have one you didn’t steal - don’t worry I won’t ask for it back. For Max, safety goggles so no napkins can hurt your precious eyes!

Nino: What about Lila as you are such good friends?

Ladybug: Lila….Oh! The girl akumatised like 3 times and works with hawkmoth and always lies! Seriously though Lie-la was an akuma name and bad pun, haha. Sorry, my bad. I got you an oyster shucker and parashoot so next time you get akumatised and defeated on top of the Eiffel Tower you can get yourself down

Adrien: Ladybug, isn’t that a little-

Ladybug: I’m sorry Adrien, you’re right I should have dealt with this better. Taken the highroad and all that. I guess there’s only one way to fix this - Lila, Adrien, here are two movie tickets for the Harry Potter marathon. They are showing the first 3 movies. I think the 9 hours together may just help Lila feel better

Adrien: ….I hate you so much right now

Ladybug: Oh, we finally going to say no? Take the highroad of polite rejection? Or are we going along with it so Lila’s feelings aren’t hurt?

Smirking Ladybug turns to leave

Adrien: Wait a second Ladybug.

Ladybug: Yes?

Adrien: Mistletoe.

Before she can react Adrien has planted a quick kiss on her lips

Ladybug: You win this round Agreste.

Adrien blushing but so proud of himself as Ladybug trips over her own feet trying to exit

Ladybug: How is that the highroad?!

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Marinette has lost one earring, so she doesn’t have enough to transform but Lila (who stole it for hawkmoth) can’t do much with it either. Hawkmoth has instructed Lila on how to control a kwami so Tikki is currently hanging around Lila. 


Lila: You have the powers of creation right? I’m going to be late for school conjure me a car

Tikki: Say please

Lila: Please.

Tikki creates for her a remote control car.

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Tikki creates multiple sets of earrings so Lila has to struggle every morning to grab the right earring and make Tikki appear.

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Lila: Marinette dare to question me?! Create me a signed…no, create me a video of Jagged thanking me

Tikki conjures a video of a Jagged stone impersonator thanking Lila for finally leaving him alone

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Lila: OK, I’m going to be very specific. Create for me a love potion that will make Adrien fall in love with me and forget Marinette.

Tikki pauses for a moment then smirks. She creates a love potion as requested. It does make Adrien temporarily fall in love….with a girl called Me who is new to the school. She also coincidentally looks like Marinette.

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Plagg: I see you’ve escaped for a second. I’m trying to find a time to cataclysm her that won’t traumatise Adrien

Tikki: Don’t worry about it. I’m having fun

Plagg: ok?

Tikki: I’ve given her the worst luck, created elephants in her room, and pull the genie trick of granting literal wishes

Plagg: Be careful

Tikki: I’m thinking of creating her a talking lifesized Ladybug doll that follows her around

Plagg:….Create one for Adrien while you’re at it;


(as we don’t know what Tikki can do I’m just rolling with she can create anything)

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