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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Alright. Story time.


So I’m playing sims4 and I decided to create a new sim with the prime goal to find a man with daddy material and get married ASAP. This is especially challenging since literally all the game generated men are ugly af and I normally resort to girls lol.

Anyway, side note, I’ve had this world for a while and pretty much know all the sims that are occupying it. And yet, this time, I didn’t.

So I’m down at this market, hunting for daddy-material men and I find this great guy. He’s a hipster, nice beard, great occupations but I later find out in the conversation that he’s married! And when I read his name I realize I know exactly who this sim is.

He’s one of the generated sims who’s happily married to his partner named Brent. Best part is the guy’s name is Brant. Brent and Brant.

So, after crying a little bit because I just spent an hour devoting my sims life to seducing this happily married man, I decide to go back and hunt for more future daddies.

Finally, there’s this guy I see and I’m thinking to myself “yeasss a second chance!” And I march my sim right up to this fit guy and try and seduce him. He’s the absolute perfect suitor to be the baby daddy to our future child! And a potential hubby. He’s into art and pets and works out a lot. So I’m feeling more confident and I go and click the option to ask what their relationship status is and

He’s also married.

TO BRANT. I was literally talking to Brent the entire time without even realizing it. I’m practically sobbing because yet again I devoted about an hour trying to seduce this guy.

Both married men were daddy-material and I can’t even have them. I honestly was so done and couldn’t believe that both Brent and Brant somehow looped their way into my sim’s prime objective of life.

So yeah that’s the story of how I found two amazing baby daddies who I couldn’t even use because they are both happily married and I’ve actually in the past accidentally tried to seduce them before.

Now both of them keep messaging me asking to hang out and go shopping and It’s a reminder of what I can’t have.

rambles sims sims 4 why couldnt they have been an unhappy gay family atleast in that situation i would be doing them a favor but they have a little girl and a DOG HOW PURE IS THAT rip my life and my sim me im still hunting ill inform you when i find my future baby daddy

Living Another Life (Nanny AU)

Klance Nanny AU

Chapters 2/?

Words: 1,895

Ao3

Summary: Keith is saving up money so he can attend his University, so what better to do than Nanny for probably the largest family he’s ever met? Keith’s always been great with kids, but handsome blue eyed men the same age as him- not so much.

Or- The Nanny AU nobody asked for



Lance, does in fact, arrive to dinner late. How does Keith know this?

Keith and Lola are sitting in the living room after the whole family says their good mornings and good byes and are watching tv; except they have an extra guest.

Instead of going up to his room, or anywhere else, Lance just had to sit with them and watch Adventure Time.

Thank god he was minding his own business though. Keith doesn’t know what he’d do if Lance tried to do his job and look after Lola.

He ignores the voices in his head and looks over at Lance, who was lounged across a left seat on his phone. Lola laughs at something on the tv and Keith can’t help but smile. She really was cute.

“Hey, uh, Keith?” Lance asks. Keith, startled, quickly looks back at the boy who called him and begs his face isn’t noticeably flushed.

“Yeah?” He asks. Beside him, Lola is holding onto his arm and continuously laughing at the screen.

“If you have any questions, you can ask.” Lance starts, bouncing his legs on the armrest of the chair. “Just say the word.”

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Klance Keith Lance vld Nanny AU Living Another Life omg this chapter i literally forgot this story existed i feel so guilty rip my life and it's a good au im writnig and its a gift kjda;fja omg i'm so forgetful well here it is keith is super gay kids are awesome lance is too gorgeous
illmamnim

reblog if you would hug a trans boy

thehomosexuals

and if the trans boy doesnt want physical contact, youd give him a sick air-high-five

i-love-too-many-youtubers

Hug all the boys

thegreatbobbinski

Hug all the boys and girls too.

nephlimwrites

Couple of my best friends are trans, and I hug them all time, I love my boys and girls.

softprxnce

hug all the guys, gals, and non-binary pals. <3

artzypaw

can i just hug everyone??

Source: thehomosexuals please i need it rip my life touch starved i craveee

I just wanna start with saying thank you to everyone who saw i was upset and personally made sure i was ok. I am so grateful to have you guys, and please know I’m here as well if you need anything.

So the quick summary is i’ve been feeling down for some odd reason, and I couldn’t explain why. I was feeling depressed, i was down in the dumps- just things weren’t right and I’ve found out why. I was being judged. Now don’t get me wrong, i’m judged everyday and so is everyone else, but I was being judged for who I am as a person. 

Maybe i’ve just set the bar too high, and I’m falling short? So much is expected of me, and it’s normal for me to want to exceed those standards. I just don’t get when people push past my education and start examining me. Taking their own opinion over mine.

Sorry if painting my nails it looks like i’m “flaunting” myself and it looks bad. 

Sorry I’m not the weight you want me to be.

Sorry my skin has acne and scars from picking them.

Sorry if I don’t get as good grades as i did earlier.

Sorry, but i really do accept myself the way I am now. I have been so upset because others don’t see what I see. I love the extra meat on me; i like my girls thic. You may call it self mutilation for me constantly messing with my skin, but I do stop every often and I do come back to pick more; I don’t mind it. “It’s ugly.” Sorry i’m ugly. School is going to get hard, and I’m not always going to be able to get honor roll every quarter. Even if some of these situations aren’t as bad as they truly are, when they are repeated constantly I am constantly hurt. It builds.

I will most likely delete this later, but you guys need to know that the way you see yourself is stronger than what others see. If you like chipped nail polish on your fingernails, I dig it. If you want to change your style, mix it up a bit, nothing is stopping you. 

One day, there is going to be that special someone who notices the little things about you which makes you beautiful and one of a kind. 

I want someone to notice my small quirks such as licking my lips when i draw, or peeling the wrapping off of plastic bottles. I want someone who accepts my weight and appreciates me for my personality. I want someone for everyone because it sucks loving yourself. 

You can’t hold yourself forever; there’s a limit. Please take care :)

rambles i solved the promblem!!! lmao rip my life this really isnt a big deal i just found out why and decided to make a long af description to why in short i'm insecure i know that though i feel better having wrote this gives me... something i'm more able to grasp? I'm always in my head weither its thoughts or doubts or imagination putting things on paper is what i bring out my head that sounds weird lmao delete later if you read this long sorry haha my whiny life
gale-of-the-nomads

Dear friends of Tumblr,

sorryimjessi

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

mortally-challenged

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i-lost-my-shoe-again

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

5sosphanandshortbread

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

dreamstormdragon

I’ll reblog it.

kawaii-colors

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Originally posted by soniamencarelli

bloodieddagger

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

roseverdict

boi yesss

stevextony223

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Originally posted by hmiharu

ashwolfcub

I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD

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Originally posted by deadpoolsheik

lionisfullofsand

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Originally posted by sameows

askxsisterxlocation

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Originally posted by saskdraws

creepycolumbus

@mysticcherryblossomuniverse @chicatheheroine @pocketundertale @gothic-skeleton and many much more many people <3

dragon-forest

@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend

epic-and-kitty

@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals

cheatsykoopa98

damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD

cupcakegirl1032

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Originally posted by just-a-crazy-nerd

asklaurencezvhal

I’m not a pedo i would love to meet all my internet friends!! And my parents are the same

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Originally posted by stunnindun

therightfulalphawerewolf

I would truthfully and honestly LOVE to meet my internet friends! Though,I can be clingy…

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Originally posted by hobolunchbox

travisvulkrum

I’m a shit ton more quiet in real life though. And a lot more emo. So…

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Originally posted by internet-friend-goals

imgamcrazyandicey-pie

Lmao I Wouk Ove to meet you guys

thehipsterwhowilldateyoursister

@crankityler @crankyplier @azulethan I want to meet you guys s o b a d. You guys are amazing! 😍😍😍

dr-pinkie-and-ms-pie

IM A CUDDLY BEAN OF MIDGET HEIGHT LOVE ME @draco-the-kitsune @da-moonmoon @ekhoecho @xxacantheaxx @la-sid @devils-in-disguise-music-stuff @angelchronicals @vynl-from-the-void

angelchronicals

I ain’t a preditor…and my friends are always online

emily-chan1marin

I’m not a preditor and I have MOSTLY online friends (/relationships)..

gwennyr

@luximus @rbright1127

turquoisemagpie

@northeast-artist98. Longest and greatest friend I’ve ever had, not just on the internet either. :)

how-do-i-exist

@fangirl-of-bands

fangirl-of-bands

Of course I’m rebloging this!❤️❤️

purdygirl1993

I am not a pedophile/predator!!

adorable-badass-vampire-burrito

@jet-black-hair bc one day I’m going to hug the holy hell out of you dear

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Originally posted by iwanttolivenottoexist

caffeinebullets

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gerardsassquatch

if this aint the fUCKING TRUTH

mychemicalchinchilla

Right now there’s nothing I want more in life than to meet my internet friends

akwardhomeschooledfangirl

@joshduns-purplehair @societ-slave @xxtigersharxx @sierrakai03 @panicatthe-house-of-classicrock @please-take-me-away @iamaawkwardphangirl
Love yall!

Also not a pervert

the-fabulous-killjoy

@fan-weirdo @multifandom-states @coalmuffin @kendellisnotonfire @theotherbookwormfanperson @xxtigersharxx @annabethjacksonanime @fallenangel1226

coalmuffin

@the-fabulous-killjoy 😁

tinysweetscat

I could easily spend 10-20 minutes going through everyone I’ve met on the internet that I have befriended and love and want to meet but I can’t be bothered at the moment so @everyone, I would love to be your friend irl too ♡ ♡ ♡

scarlett-nighten

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Originally posted by canuck-sassenach

spicyscholar

me @the entire sweet elite fandom

hinamoonlight

I really love all of my internet friends <3 I want to meet them someday 

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kaoriva

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Originally posted by stitch-addict

Come at me baes! @hinamoonlight, @susanne-of-the-light, @xcaeli, @fukurodaniace, @shebasborg, @ohreigen, @lesbianrosso, @mary34blog, @segunsantanagisa you girls are amazing <3

sakuraandharleyquinn

@midgetmeredith @centipedexrabbit @baddestbitchofcolor @uchisuke @sakura-uchiha-uzumaki @sasukeuchihayas @jeruk-lemon @gangbangedbyteam7

Lovely mutuals I would love to meet irl 💕💕💕

sasukeuchihayas

Thank you so much lexi and let me return the sentiment back to you TWICE as hard. Also continuing the nice train, aside from the people you mentioned here being lovely let me add a few more : @saradacchi @nataliebgdh @xinpaii @roraewrites @sharinghoe @pray4sasuke @lalody @kuramaknows @amitds @writer-w-magic there’s so many more people I’d like to add but these are the ones that come to mind immediately because I’ve spoken to them recently…love you all so much

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Originally posted by zechs

roraewrites

❤️❤️❤️ thank you ruby, right back atcha!! @obsidianemerald @xpandabeardontcarex @behindheremeraldeyes @saradacchi @nataliebgdh @cornelia1992 @raineya @s-asuke

nataliebgdh

@sasukeuchihayas @roraewrites awwww, you girls are too sweet 😘thx for mentioning! These are the awesome people: @sasu-thirst @sasukeuchihayas @roraewrites @mika213 @raineya @cornelia1992 @xinpaii @saradacchi @chienakamura @uzumakura @chiwawha @thebootydiaries @setheverman @justjames @jeruk-lemon @stelduggery there are too many but these are the ones I can think of atm. 😆

mika213

@nataliebgdh my daughter from across the globe, thank you 💗💗✨ I would love to meet you and everyone else I’ve met here. I am no predator!! Just an introvert who met lovely ppl online 😘😘

artzypaw

@thespace-dragon @smiles4voltron @illmamnim @thesearchingastronaut @astro-not-art @categgle @gee-ky  @shiros-eyes @boldlydeepestcheesecake-deactiv @lumorie @bubleboobo @godasenpai You and so many more are all so inspirational to me and I wouldn’t have met any of you if it weren’t for the internet! So many of you are so close but so far away and i’m so grateful to have met you guys <3

Source: sorryimjessi there were so many more ppl i wanted to put and its bc i either forgot their user or.. yeah that's basically it rip my life i really do love you all you've all made me feel loved at some point in my life thank you