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How Katara should’ve been characterized.
I’ve seen posts about the paladins making up their own memes while in space, but I don’t think I’ve seen anything in regards to them referencing Earth memes and confusing the shit out of poor Allura and Coran.
Ex:
*everyone hears about Hunk’s cooking at the space mall* *proceed to throw Gordon Ramsey jokes everywhere*
Pidge, running in circles: “WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE???”
Keith, holding Lance’s face between two pieces of bread: “What are you?”
Lance: “An idiot sandwich”
Shiro, squinting at a plate of food goo: “This goo is so green, it could be coming out of your nose.”
Allura and Coran: ??????
..
Lance, to Keith after an argument: “Catch me outside, how bou dat???”
Allura: “We’re in space please do not exit the castle????”
..
*Lance slips and falls on something*
Pidge: “I can’t believe Lance is fucking dead.”
Coran, befuddled: “He’s perfectly fine all of his suits functions show-”
..
*loses Keith in a crowd* *Lance climbs onto a chair*
Lance: “LANCE IS A USELESS, SEVENTH WHEEL”
Keith: “WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY”
Lance: “There he is”
Allura, to Hunk: “Do humans often scream self deprecating sentences over crowds of strangers?”
..
Allura, in the middle of a fight: “WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP”
*cue paladins singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley*
Allura: “We are in BATTLE”
..
Coran, discussing infiltration plans for Galra base: “And then Shiro and Keith will enter in through the main doors.”
Shiro: “One does not simply walk into a Galra base.”
Coran: “That’s…that’s what I just said. Were you not listening?”
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