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megadan94
megadan94

Master Fu: “Adrien, we need to choose a new Queen Bee to replace Chloé, and I think it’s time you picked an ally you can trust.”

Adrien: “I choose Marinette.”

Master Fu: “…”

Master Fu: “Umm, that’s great, but, umm… could you please choose someone… else?”

Adrien: “I thought you said this was my choice?”

Master Fu: “Well, yes, but…”

Adrien: “Do you not think Marinette is trustworthy?!?”

Master Fu: “Of course she is, it’s just that…”

Adrien: “…what?”

Master Fu: “Nothing”

*Later*

Marinette: “Oh, what? Me? Umm, thanks, but I wouldn’t want to… take this role away from Chloé. I mean, she’s worked to hard for this.”

Chloé: “No, go ahead, take it, you’ll make a great Queen Bee.”

Marinette: “Oh, well, umm… if you insist.”

*Later*

Chat Noir: “I wonder where Ladybug is, we need her to defeat the villain.”

Marinette: “…”

Marinette: “Venom!” ‘uses superpower on random person’

Marinette: “Oh no, would you look at that I just accidentally used my power and need to recharge, I’m gonna go do that now. Also I’m super incompetent and you should totally never ask me to be Queen Bee ever again.”

*Later*

Chat Noir: “My Lady, you missed her, I chose someone to be the new Queen Bee, but she ran off just before you arrived.”

Ladybug: “Oh yeah, no, I met her, we stopped and talked as she was leaving. She’s a terrible hero, don’t ever give her a miraculous again.”

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Queen Bee: Synonyms are weird because if I invite you to my cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you're going to die.

Carapace: My favorite is explaining the different between a 'butt dial' and a 'booty call'.

Rena Rouge: It's called connotations.

Chat Noir: Try this one for size——'Forgive me, Father, I have sinned' versus 'Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty'.

Ladybug: Great news! Language is now banned.

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lelektoro

Miraculous ladybug AU reveal

lelektoro

An AU where Adrien was never able to convince his father to go to school so he continues to be home-schooled, and his only friends are Plagg, Ladybug, and Chloe. He’s still in love with Ladybug but even though Marinette never meets Adrien she doesn’t quite fall for Chat Noir. She still sees him as a valued partner and a great friend, a best friend really. It probably could be more but she has to keep telling herself that she can’t get involved with a guy when she can’t even get to know his civilian self.

Then one day she goes to a party thrown by Chloe and meets Adrien and she decides right there and then that he can’t be trusted because he’s Chloe’s BFF and who could trust that, and she never gets to know him like she would if they shared class and got to have their umbrella moment. They keep running into each other since Chloe is a mutual person in their life and she can’t bring herself to make friends with him even after she begrudgingly sees he’s actually a nice person. 

On patrol she sees an Adrien ad and she starts to dump on it. “Look at that stupid perfect face. I can’t believe I have to look at it all over Paris.” And Chat can’t stop himself from laughing and joins in. The next week she saves Adrien from an Akuma and lectures him about staying safe and Adrien can’t let the moment pass so he says, “who needs to be safe when you have a stupid perfect face.” he winks and Marinette/Ladybug.exe stops working.

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akioshiwarrior

MLB Deaf Headcanon

  • Marinette had meningitis when she was eight and lost her hearing because of nerve damage
  • She can kind of read lips but has learned LSF and taught Alya some
  • She can’t pronounce façade correctly, which wouldn’t have been a big issue except she did an entire presentation on Roman architecture in seventh grade
  • The entire class has essentially learned the basics of sign language (except for Chloe)
  • Chloe has tried learning some insults to sign to Marinette
  • Whenever Chloe asks tells one of their classmates to show her how to sign a mean insult, they just teach her really wierd things
  • Rose taught her to sign “I love you” instead of “You’re disgusting”
  • Max taught her to sign “I have explosive diarrhea” instead of “You suck”
  • Alex taught her some VERY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS instead of “Your hair looks like a mop”
  • Marinette knows that the class is just messing with Chloe and it’s hiLARIOUS
  • Meeting Tikki for the first time was disasterous
  • It took Tikki a few minutes to figure out that Marinette was deaf
  • Since Tikki can’t sign with her little nub hands, Marinette keeps a little whiteboard and marker with her
  • She’s still deaf when she’s LB, which is great when the akuma’s attacks are sound based
  • She’s not very good at being quiet
  • Or loud
  • Adrien is learning LSF from Nino
  • LBs and CNs first interaction was a little rough cuz LB couldn’t really tell what this dumb furry was saying
  • CN learns to talk a little slower so she can tell what he’s saying
  • The first time CN actually successfully signs something to LB she’s fLOORED
  • The second time he signs something, she’s less excited because it was a p u n
  • LB and CN have made some secret hand gestures for plans when going up against akumas
  • Communicating during fighting is really difficult and annoying but they manage
  • LB almost got her head knocked off by a car flying at her from behind (but she saw the shadow and managed to get out of the way)
  • Everyone is still freaking oblivious to wHo thE HecK is lAdYbUg????
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