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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
adamlynnch
dajo42

im gonna steal pluto and bring it back here so we can have two moons

nonbinerdy

What about Charon. Then we could have THREE moons for the price of one.

dajo42

of course, we can’t separate pluto from its moons that would be tragic, we’ll have our moon and then plutomoon and then pluto’s moons will be plutomoon’s moons and everything will be great there’ll be so many rocks in the sky

welomia

How would this affect werewolves?

dajo42

same cycle but they also can fly

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joker-ace
bborzoi

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

k-lionheart

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pixie-mage

This is glorious

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