this thought just occured to me and my klance shipper ass thought it would be a great idea to ridicule myself with this stupid af comic
(PLEASE DO NOT REPOST WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!!!!)
Important facts about the paladins based off the Which Lion Will You Pilot Quiz
Shiro
-Favorite food is hearty, home cooked meals
-Favorite animal is a cat
-He’s such a dad, if he went to the space mall he would want to buy SOCKS
-His greatest strength is his leadership (duh)
-Spend his free time stalking Zarkon.
-Shiro would rather defend the universe then spend his life in a peaceful paradise
-Values teamwork the most
Kieth
-His favorite food is fast food
-His favorite animal is a hippo?? Go figure
-His greatest strength is his instincts
-If he went shopping in space he wouldn’t even buy anything
-he’d just browse the mall directory
-Loves to swim!
-Would literally want to live out the rest of his life inside a volcano what an edgelord
-Hates studying/ never studies yet was top in his class
-Values honor the most
Pidge
-Fav food is pb and j sandwiches
-Pidges spirit animal is an owl!
-Her greatest strength is her creativity
-In the space mall, she would buy an outer space video game
-Reads as a hobby
-Values wisdom the most
Lance
-Lance just really likes cheese??
-Lances fav animal is Sharks
-His greatest strength is his boldness
-If he could have any super power he would want flight
-If Lance went to the space mall, he would buy fuzzy space slippers
-His favorite hobby is sleeping
-If he could go anywhere to spend his life in peace, he would go back to earth.
-Values confidence the most
Hunk
-fav food is everything. It just says ‘all of it’
-Hunk lovesss dogs
-Hunks greatest strength in battle is his compassion!
-Hobby is cooking, duh
-He doesn’t care where he’s at or which planet he’s on as long as he’s with those he loves
-Gets so nervous during tests that sometimes he throws up):
-Values quick thinking the most
teacher: i need somebody to run a note down to the office
lance: me me me me i can do it i’ll be so good at it i’ll bring you back coffee–
teacher: keith, come here
keith: [trying to sleep in the back of the class] FUCK
The teacher is the black lion
Anonymous asked:
hi, could you rec me some good longer klance fics? (i was thinking 20k+) bc im going on a holiday for 2 weeks tomorrow without wifi and i want to download some beforehand and i tried to look for some myself but i keep reading them to see if they're good and then i accidentally keep finishing them oops
ear answered:
OFC M’DUDE !! imma make this list real quick so here u go uwu (bolded are faves)
two am on jupiter by starglowed
you’re not a bad soulmate by princexofxflowers
you had me at merlot by ryomakun
let me melt under the heat of your sun by akaeijis, esbis
thats all i got right now !!! kdffjhgkdfjv but my ao3 is @ boys so u can check out all my bookmarks there!
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
ruinedchildhood