when someone tells u something but it doesn’t add up

therapist: you seem to have symptoms of stress and anxiety from some sort of trauma…
therapist: any idea of what might have caused that?
me: *flashbacks*


me: *croaks nervously*
i reaLly want a parallel where voltron is getting REKT and we see a marmora soldier pop out of nowhere and kick some ass and remove their hood and its hard to see who it is but lance is just shouting “ITS KEITH ITS KEITH” and hunk is like “are sure?”
and GET THIS
GET THIS
LANCE GOES “i’d recognize that mullet anywhere.” WITH THIS fond™ LOOK ON HIS FACE AND LOVE IN HIS EYES
Kitty fart
Vine by Cersei
I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY
HOW DID THAT MUCH FLATULENCE COME OUT OF THAT TINY KITTY BUTT
Seriously it fucking LIFTS OFF
“3…2….1….LIFT OFF!!”
and the kitty just
“what?”
I literally have not laughed this hard in over a year, oh my god
I’m fucking dying lmfao