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[bemusedlybespectacled]

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

[pyreo]

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

[lizmaryr]

Do yourself a favour and watch this. I am sobbing with laughter at one a clock in the morning, i literally had to stop the video because I couldn’t see through my tears of mirth.

PRESS PLAY. 

[vampire-crimson]

IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THIS

YOU ARE MISSING OUT

i still have no idea how to fuckin contour but there are much more important things for this person to teach you

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[10knotes]

that gif is so useful

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[juno8482]

Drunk bfs being nastily cute

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Just watched Black Panther

and my bisexuality was at its highest peek

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[kairo-koutureee]

I’m the screaming at the last second

[queerandbrown]

cuz im strong

[thatdaytonnigga]

I’m actually hype it’s a female globetrotter

[marsincharge]

She need a wife?

[sydsliftingface]

YALL THIS AINT EVEN THE BEST PART. WATCH HER PROPOSE TO HER FIANCE. THEYRE GETTING MARRIED IN A WEEK!!!!

[sydsliftingface]

UPDATE: this is their wedding!!

[traecasso]

Awe this is too dope! 😍

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[galahadwilder]

A sudden, terrifying thought

When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.

If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.

Now look at this dragon.

See those eyes?

They’re to the SIDE.

This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.

What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…

As PREY?

[dorito-and-pinetree]

I know this isn’t part of my blogs theme but like this is interesting

[haiku-robot]

i know this isn’t part
of my blogs theme but like this
is interesting

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[sicut-anima]

What species hunts dragons for sport?

What species glorifies the slaughter of dragons as the sport of kings?

What species are you?

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

Holy shit.

[swolizard]

If yall had payed any attention to that dragon in particular you would have gotten your answer.

While predatory animals do tend to have forward facing eyes in order to detect prey, this is not a constant in the realm of birds for a specific reason : not all birds are APEX predators despite being carnivores.

Take for example a duck. Although it naturally eats snails, fish eggs, algae, etc, it is not an apex predatory removed from the food chain and thus has offset eyes like so 

While an APEX predatory such as the bald eagle has a flatter, narrower face that allows for forward facing eyes to detect prey at distance and grasp depth perception better, but this is still not perfectly forward eyes like mammalian apex predators.

Now, back to that dragon yall put forth earlier to provoke the question of what factor caused an elongated snout and hybrid offset eyes to occur.

The problem lies in the fact that Smaug was a tiny runt of a dragon, just like the duck is to any APEX bird such as an Eagle.

Take for example this size chart depicting dragons in that Universe and their respective size. It would be incredibly easy to understand why a smaller dragon such as SMAUG would have offset eyes as a flying predator.

Lastly, I would like to state that this could have all been mitigated by simply understanding what dragons are (in theory) REPTILES. 

Reptiles break the mold for forward, flat faces altogether.

Take the Komodo Dragon. APEX predator with no competition besides from others of it’s species. Notice the eyes, while being able to position forward, are still offset and on the sides of the snout unlike mammalian predators

Monocular vision is not defined by eyes on the side of the head, but rather eyes that field of view does not overlap with the other (ruling out maximum depth perception).

Although reptiles have offset eyes (and dragons in theory) that does not mean their vision would fail to overlap. 

Also, it would be laughable to consider humans as a reason for a flying god of death to evolve eyes to see something that could never catch it in the air, yet alone hunt it from there.

[chronolith]

@thespace-dragon

[thespace-dragon]

EEEE!!!

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[pepplemint]

Every writer on Tumblr: “I would combust out of love if someone ever drew fanart of my fic!!”
Me: “oh man I wanna draw this scene BUT THEY WOULD PROBABLY HATE IT AND HATE ME FOR THE NERVE”

[marumigamer]

Dear artists.

We, the writers, will accept any of your fan arts.

We don’t care if it looks like shit to you, or you think your art skills are not good enough.

We will love any fan art, because it’s the most beautiful way to say “I love what you write”.

[kingdomheartsloversstuff]

^^^^^^^^^

[lovelyflyingfiend]

My friends, you could present me with stick figures of a scene from something of mine you read and I’d want to hug you to death. 

[draketimbers]

PLEASE

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[itsnotdoneyet]

Words of Wisdom: Never Teach Lotor Earth Games. He will become super competitive

(Inspired by my White Lion AU where Lotor would get lost in the snow Bc his hair 😂)

[littlecofiegirl]

Ahahaha so adorable :)

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[sarashadow00]

basically

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[shinyeu]

looking for hugs on a snowy night