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“I WANT A DOOR!”
“OH MY GOD, YOU WANT TO DO HIM. GET IT RIGHT.”
“I’m done, I’m so done. I can’t read this.” *Exits out* *waits thirty seconds* “FUCK IT.” *starts reading again*
“THE HELL D'YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?! GET BACK IN THERE AND STICK YOUR TONGUE DOWN HIS THROAT.”
“Ugh I hate this… But I’m too invested.
F u c k.”
“There’s a time that everyone reaches in their lives where they think ‘nothing can be worse than this’. This fic is that time.”
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“Oh, wait, nevermind, I found a worse one.”
“Why did he have to die?! I hate this story!… Time to recommend it to all my friends.”
“Your gay is showing.”
“Ha! You’re straight!? Okay, pal, so am I.”
3.6k words of fluff (with nondescriptive smut)
I literally was so blesed