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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
elenaflo2910

keith after he sees the voltron show

breeeliss

Keith: Sooooooo…….Shiro the Hero, huh?
Shiro: Keith shut the fuck up


Keith: Hey Lance
Lance: ‘Sup?
Keith: …….bi bo bi
Lance: You FUCKING–


Keith: Hey Pidge could you, uh, teach me how to revert the the electron whizzer capacitors into a binomial matrix code in order to do a loop de loop through the Tesla comms– 
Pidge: JUST BECAUSE YOU MENTION TESLA DOESN’T MAKE IT ACTUAL SCIENCE KEITH


Keith: So do you tell jokes? Like…like if I asked you to tell me a joke would you be able to tell me one? Or is that not….is that not what you do?
Hunk: Keith…
Keith: I mean I’m just asking
Hunk: Keith, no…
Keith: Like a knock knock joke or something, nothing major


Keith: Hey Keith! Oh my god, HUGE fan. Listen, I was wondering if I could get an autograph? Maybe a selfie with you brooding and looking off to the side to show my friends back at the Blades? They’ll love it. 
Allura: …….. -__________-;


Bonus:

Kolivan: Keith. what’s so funny?
Keith, crying-laughing in the corner: VOLTRON!! ON FUCKING!! ICE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Source: breeeliss omg vld keith
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quetzalcoatl2k

I AM FREAKIN’ DEAD.

vekter

me irl

amtrax

As much as I dislike the new Mickey voice for these, they’re actually legitimately funny and hilariously dark compared to what they usually let Mickey and friends do.

ray-kaladis

This looks like a typical D&D campaign where one person in the party keeps rolling 20s and making the DMs life difficult. 

Source: quetzalcoatl2k iwqriafuewaOhf omg mickeymouse donald duck goofy
leafylancex
leafylancex

Things we learned from the new Voltron panel.

- Lance is Keith’s stability.

- “Lotor has some daddy issues.”

- “Lotor is like an onion- wait don’t meme that.”

- The red lion is a boy.

- HUNK IS A DIPLOMAT !!

- Pidge is going all fuckin cia on this shit to find Matt.

- Shiro wants a vacation™

- Lance can milk cows and Kaltenekar is okay.

- Allura and Coran want to try milkshakes.

- Lotor really wants a whole video about his hair and how he takes care of it.

- KEITH IS GOING THROUGH BLADE OF MARMORA TRIALS.

- Shiro basically tells Keith to just accept he’s piloting black now yikes thats harsh.

- LANCE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.

- Lance still wears his blue lion slippers.

- “Blue, like any good mother-figure, knew it was time for Lance to fly on his own.”

- Between Lance, Shiro, and Lotor, Kimberly would pick Shiro.

- Hance Ship? Hands Shake? Hand Ship?

- Coran is showing Shiro how to grow a mustache back at the castle.

- Lance took up farming as a part time job.

- Josh claimed to be more excited about Allura piloting a lion than Kimberly was.

- “Will this be the season they finally put a tracker on Shiro?” Aj thinks they’ll find the tracker with a swoop of Shiro’s white hair just attatched to it.

- Hunk and Lance will get their time to shine eventually, we just have to be patient.

- Shiro likes being in the castle with Coran, but part of him still really misses being a paladin because he feels like Keith doesn’t even want to be where he is and he would take his place back in a heartbeat.

- Joaquim’s favorite paladin is Lance.

- There may be an age gap between Allura and Lotor.

- “Everyone loves Hunk and gets along with him.”

- They can’t say anything about it but lgbtq+ representation is very important to them.

- Lotor: “Go to sleep, daddy.”

omg vld