anyway without lance’s fake ass smile it’s literally the same face good fucking night
lance texts keith a message that reads “open your snapchat when you’re alone ;) ;) ;)”
it turns out to be just a picture of a really cool looking knife lance randomly stumbled upon.
when shiro finds keith groaning into a pillow later and asks what’s wrong, keith lifts his head up and whines, “i wanna fucking marry him, shiro” before dropping his head into the pillow once again.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes












