Adrien: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? I’d be happy just to have a bunk bed.
Marinette: …
Nino: …
Alya: I’m gonna tell him
Nino: Don’t you dare
Adrien: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? I’d be happy just to have a bunk bed.
Marinette: …
Nino: …
Alya: I’m gonna tell him
Nino: Don’t you dare
- I know this has been used many times in fan work but I love this headcanon so much so don’t shoot
- Everything is the same as canon but:
- Adrien jumps every time he sees his own reflection as if seeing a stranger
- Flowers are not safe around Marinette because she will eat them as if it’s the most normal thing in the world
- Gabriel mainly eats liquid food because this dumb bastard forgets he has teeth which he can chew with (He slurped on grapes without realising and choked and I wish that killed him)
- Alya has a huge appreciation for meat in her diet and she gets cranky if she goes on without it for a day
- Nino becomes more introverted but when he’s with Alya, he’s very sweet
- Chloe can actually go on for a while without sleeping and her work ethic improves which gives everyone around her a heart attack cos jfc who is this girl and where did her lazy ass go?
- Adrien has pounced on pigeons by impulse as both Chat Noir and himself before releasing them with a sneeze
- Marinette gets cold very easily and during winter, she’s dead tired and freezing 24/7 that she needs at least 5 layers on before stepping outside otherwise she’ll drop and sleep (Her parents feared that she had narcolepsy)
- Both Chloe and Gabriel end up getting a sweet tooth to the point where they won’t touch their coffee unless it has at least 8 teaspoon of sugar
- Adrien loves physical contact, especially by Ladybug/Marinette and he is oblivious to personal space (Imagine him greeting Marinette with a tight hug, rubbing his cheeks against hers as if it’s the most normal thing ever, leaving her a blushing mess)
- During winter, Ladybug makes Chat Noir her personal radiator and he’s not allowed to leave her hand until patrol/the battle is over
- i.e:
“M'Lady your earrings are beeping. As much as I love cuddling, you have to let me go so that you don’t detransform in front of me.”
“No…too cold…five more minutes…”
“You don’t even have two minutes left!”
“Shhhh mon minou let me sleep…”
“No no. When we reveal our civilian identities to each other, I want it to happen in either a romantic scenario where you’re declaring your undying love for me or when I’m dying in your arms in an angsty battle. NOT when you’re a sleepy bug with no concept of time and common sense.”
- Sashimi is Adrien’s best friend and it grosses tf out of Nino
- Spiders scare Marinette shitless and Adrien is not allowed near them cos he will try and eat our wonderful eight legged buddies
- The cucumber trick always works on Adrien
- Alya refers to Nino, Marinette and Adrien as her pack
- Nino loves swimming, baths, even the rain. He doesn’t even swim tbh, he just floats in the water like he won the lottery whilst Adrien stays tf away from all that H20 nastiness
- Marinette is so energetic during spring that it’s so cute and everyone’s hearts melt cos she’s so adorable and precious and-
- Adrien is comically possessive and if he dislikes someone, he’s not afraid to show it
- Imagine Lila or Chloe trying to pull a move on him and he just drapes himself over Marinette saying: “I’m loyal to my owner.” With a shit eating grin
- Every Akuma, Lila, and a few times Chloe has been hissed at by Adrien/Chat Noir
- Marinette forgets that she can’t fly. Once as Ladybug she forgets about her yoyo and just jumps off a building expecting to fly off. She gave Chat Noir a cardiac arrest and he literally ran at Sonic speed to save the dumbass from going s p l a t
- And of course we have the purring. That’s pretty self explanatory
- Alya whimpers and can pull puppy eyes. Evil powers that are. Eviiiiiiil
- Chloe has honey in everything she eats it’s mad
- Bonus:
“Ahahah g-g-good joke Chaton! I’m not Marinette pffffft!”
“Princess. Only you smell like the Dupain Cheng Bakery and use Sakura shampoo and have lips smelling like strawberries.”
“Damn you and your heightened cat senses…”
“Damn me? YOU MADE ME FALL FOR YOU TWICE AND I THOUGHT I WAS AN UNLOYAL CAT FOR BEING IN LOVE WITH BOTH OF YOU ONLY TO REALISE YOU’RE BOTH THE SAME PERSON! I LOST MY BEAUTY SLEEP OVER THIS!”
“…whoops?”
The day after “Chameleon.”
“You’re here early,” Marinette said as she walked up the steps of the empty classroom to her new seat.
“Nah,” Nino said, fiddling with something on his tablet. “I’m usually here around this time. Good time for music stuff.” He was sitting in her seat—but not the one she’d vacated the day before. Her new one. The one he’d pushed her into.
She climbed up until she was next to the table. “You’re in my spot?”
Nino swallowed. “About that,” he said. “I asked Alya if she’d be cool with you and I switching seats.” He leaned back, stretching his arms and crossing his hands on the back of his neck. “I see her enough outside of school, and we both agree that leaving you alone yesterday wasn’t cool.”
Marinette raised her eyebrow. “Seriously?”
Nino coughed. “Yeah,” he said. “Plus we kind of… don’t do well in class when we’re sitting next to each other.”
Marinette smiled. “I could’ve told you that,” she said. “Alya can be very distracting.”
Nino blushed.
“You’re okay with sitting by yourself?” Marinette said as she walked back toward her old (new-new) spot and dropped her backpack. “Kind of lonely back there.”
Nino chuckled. “I sat back here all of last year by choice,” he said. “I think I’m fine.”
Their silence wasn’t exactly companionable, but at least it was more comfortable than yesterday. Until Nino cleared his throat. “Uh, hey, ‘Nette?” he said.
She turned. “Yeah?”
Nino twiddled his fingers. “Um. Adrien talked to me yesterday afternoon. He told me… well, he said Lila had lied to him before. About being a superhero.” He swallowed. “I’m sorry. For not believing you.”
Marinette’s heart stopped. Adrien had actually stood up for her? He’d… “Who else knows?”
Nino cleared his throat. “I, uh, I told Alya,” he said. “And she told everybody.” He fiddled with his ear. “So, uh, don’t be surprised if she tries to punch Lila as soon as she walks in.” He dropped his hands to the desk again and sighed. “How did you know?” he said. “That she was lying?”
I’m Ladybug, Marinette didn’t say. Instead: “Jagged Stone hates cats.”
“Ah.”
She stared at him. He stared at his tablet.
“Why did you assume I was lying?”
“What?”
Marinette crossed her arms. “You’re my oldest friend, Nino,” she said. “I feel like I deserve more faith from you than that.”
Nino shook his head. “I know,” he whispered. “I just… you can be kind of intense when you talk about Kagami, you know? And we thought…”
Marinette flashed back to the disastrous ice rink date, when she’d had to watch the other girl get closer to Adrien and been completely unable to do anything about it. She gritted her teeth. “You thought it was the same situation.”
Nino coughed. “Yeah.”
Marinette turned back to her seat, unloading her tablet from her backpack. “I’ve never lied about Kagami.”
“No. You haven’t.” Nino drummed his fingers on the table and sighed. “We were all pretty unfair to you yesterday,” he said. “I’m… not supposed to be telling you this, but Rose is planning an apology picnic.” He chuckled. “Lila isn’t invited. Obviously.”
Marinette flushed. “Oh,” she whispered.
“Only the best for our everyday Ladybug,” Nino murmured, turning back to his music.
Adrien walked in the door next, a smile bursting across his face as he saw her. “Marinette!” he exclaimed. “You’re here early!”
“H-hi, Adrien,” she said. “You.. told Nino?”
“Yeah,” he said, dropping his backpack and sliding into the seat in front of her. “Why wouldn’t I?”
“Yesterday, you said… ‘as long as you and I know…’”
Adrien raised an eyebrow. “Yeah,” he said. “That was yesterday.”
“You changed your mind?”
Adrien squeezed his eyes shut. “Darn it,” he said. “No, I, uh, I meant that just for that day. Emotions were high, you know? Spilling everything right then wouldn’t have fixed anything.” He smiled beatifically, and sheepishly. “I just meant we should wait a little bit.”
“That’s not what it sounded like,” Marinette grumbled, looking down at her tablet.
Adrien groaned. “Nothing I say ever comes out right, does it.” He looked up at her, his gaze soft. “Hey,” he said. “I told you I’ve got your back, and I meant it.”
She smiled. “Thanks, Adrien,” she whispered.
He smiled and gave a mock bow in his seat. “Always at your service,” he said, then turned back to his tablet.
Marinette frowned at the gesture. There was something familiar about it… she just couldn’t place what.
Marinette Dupain-Cheng

Adrien Agreste (rare calico male OR transboy… u decide)

Alya Césaire

Nino Lahiffe

Chloé Bourgeois

BONUS:
Stormy Weather 2 was a good episode and here’s why (Spoilers ahead):
Nino: So, where am I on your list?
Santa Claus: Lahiffe, is it? Give me a moment—
Santa Claus: [unravels a giant list and starts reading]
Santa Claus: Well Mr. Lahiffe, unfortunately, throttling a man does not put you in very good standing...
Nino:
Nino: Counterpoint, it was Gabriel Agreste.
Santa Claus:
Santa Claus: Sh*t, you're right.
Imagine post-identity reveal Adrien sighing and dreamily doodling “Mr. Adrien Dupain-Cheng” in the margins of his notebook with lots of swirls and hearts and shit. Nino laughs at him and Marinette practically spontaneously combusts.
I have been summoned




Alya: Hey, Adrien?
Chat Noir: What- wait, shit.
Alya: Yup, I knew it! It’s him!
Chat Noir: No, it just sounded like you said “Chat Noir!”
Nino: Hey, Adrien.
Chat Noir: What?!
Chat Noir: GOD DAMMIT-