I thought I should make one
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Gabriel: Son, I have a few questions. Where did you get that ring?
Adrien: A competition, I had to send in fifty Camembert box lids to get it.
Gabriel: …that explains a lot. How did you get out of your room?
Adrien: I have practised on my huge climbing wall.
Gabriel: At what part of the movie did the akuma attack?
Adrien: The movie had barely started.
Gabriel: Then how about you invite that Marinette over so you can have an uninterrupted date and so you can properly introduce your girlfriend to me.
Adrien: Good idea- wait, what?!
Gabriel, after terrorizing Paris once again for his own selfish reasons: Thank God Adrien is not Chat Noir, right? That’d be terrible. Can you imagine if I put my own son’s life in danger every single day??
Nooroo, knowing damn well Adrien is Chat Noir:

LOVE HOW HE JUST PUTS THIS ADORABLE SMILE, and flirts without realizing how precious is the fact, he has been keeping Mari’s gift with him ALL THIS TIME, and carrying it with him wherever he goes.