“I’m sorry I can’t love you like you want.”
my poor boy looks so miserable
*Ladybug and Chat Noir are thrown several years into the future by an akuma*
Ladybug: We'll never be able to handle the situation on our own! Since we're in the future, do you think future *us* are around?
Chat Noir: Probably. But how would we go about finding... ourselves?
Ladybug: Uhh, or they'll find us. *points at two figures approaching*
Future Ladybug: I see you two brought us an old friend.
Ladybug: Right, sorry about that. He's a bit hard to handle.
Future Chat: *looks at Ladybug and smirks*
Ladybug: *looks away, uncomfortable, towards Chat* Why are you looking at me like that?
Chat Noir: I don't know, I'm not him!
Future Chat: I just can't believe I couldn't figure out it was you. *laughs* It's very obvious, seeing you now.
Ladybug: Y-You know who I am?
Future Chat: Can't keep those kinds of secrets from your spouse now, can you?
Ladybug: *in immense shock*
Chat Noir: *in complete euphoria*
Future Chat: *whispers* Why is she reacting like that?
Future Ladybug: Simply because she doesn't know. Don't worry, Ladybug, you'll be very happy with how things turn out.
Ladybug:
Chat Noir:
Future Ladybug: Nice job, you broke them.
Future Chat: ...We were the ones that took care of this akuma, right?
Future Ladybug: *sigh*
accurate summary of the past couple weeks
Fandom: wow Mayura was a v satisfying end to season 2 can’t wait for season 3 in 2019-
Chameleon: lol hi see u December 1st
Fandom: wait what-
Brazil leaks: haha so like kwami swap is canon
Fandom: WAIT BUT-
Season 3 preview: MARICHAT-MAS BOIIIIIIIII
Adrien: I am single, the only thing that screws me on a regular basis is life.
(Marinette turns to alya)
Marinette: I’m considering changing my first name.
Alya: To what?
Marinette: Life
Marinette has lost one earring, so she doesn’t have enough to transform but Lila (who stole it for hawkmoth) can’t do much with it either. Hawkmoth has instructed Lila on how to control a kwami so Tikki is currently hanging around Lila.
Lila: You have the powers of creation right? I’m going to be late for school conjure me a car
Tikki: Say please
Lila: Please.
Tikki creates for her a remote control car.
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Tikki creates multiple sets of earrings so Lila has to struggle every morning to grab the right earring and make Tikki appear.
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Lila: Marinette dare to question me?! Create me a signed…no, create me a video of Jagged thanking me
Tikki conjures a video of a Jagged stone impersonator thanking Lila for finally leaving him alone
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Lila: OK, I’m going to be very specific. Create for me a love potion that will make Adrien fall in love with me and forget Marinette.
Tikki pauses for a moment then smirks. She creates a love potion as requested. It does make Adrien temporarily fall in love….with a girl called Me who is new to the school. She also coincidentally looks like Marinette.
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Plagg: I see you’ve escaped for a second. I’m trying to find a time to cataclysm her that won’t traumatise Adrien
Tikki: Don’t worry about it. I’m having fun
Plagg: ok?
Tikki: I’ve given her the worst luck, created elephants in her room, and pull the genie trick of granting literal wishes
Plagg: Be careful
Tikki: I’m thinking of creating her a talking lifesized Ladybug doll that follows her around
Plagg:….Create one for Adrien while you’re at it;
(as we don’t know what Tikki can do I’m just rolling with she can create anything)
Marinette: [phone starts ringing]
Alya: [looks to see who’s calling]
Alya: [chuckling] You still call your father ‘daddy’, Mari?
Marinette: [looks at Alya with a completely straight face and answers the phone]
Marinette: Hey Chat.
Alya: [chokes]
A Bad Idea
So I haven’t finished any piece of fanfiction in like five months, so who really knows what this is
@1kittynoir1 requested a Marichat Mistletoe drabble, so here it is! Sorry it took me so long, but I made it a bit longer than the promised 1000 words so hopefully that makes up for its lack of timeliness. Hope you enjoy! :)
The soft pitter patter of rain falling against the roof had long since turned into a thunderous downpour, loud enough to dull any other noises in Marinette’s empty home.
She usually hated it when her parents had to be away for the weekend, as it left her alone with too much time and not enough sound to occupy the space.
Before becoming a superhero, she’d often talked to herself in these moments, narrating her life or imagining conversations with people she knew or playfully teasing herself when she tripped up the stairs. Since Tikki had become a permanent fixture in her life, however, she no longer felt the urge to fill the house with empty words or unfulfilled fantasies when she could instead enjoy the company of a real friend.
But on certain nights when the wind was loud and the rain hard, they didn’t speak. The creaking sounds of a girl climbing up the stairs couldn’t be heard over such a roaring storm. Neither could the gentle hum of a sewing machine or the crumbling of a chocolate chip cookie into a tiny god’s mouth or the soft thump of a stealthy cat landing on a balcony.
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