Nino: Is Marinette ok?
Alya: Yeah, why?
Nino: I just watched her pour ten packets of instant coffee into cold water and drink it in one go. Without breaking eye contact.
Alya: She’s got a photo shoot with Adrien.
Lila: So, I was talking with Jagged
Marinette: Cool story, but I have to tell you about how I met Santa Claus
Lila: Yeah right, next you’ll be saying you know god
Marinette: Well….I kind of control a mini god. She lives with me.
Lila: Seriously? You sound delusional
Marinette: She is the spirit of creation, been around since the start of time. Eats all my sweets. Gave me a cool pendant though.
Tikki: Hello Liar! I’m the kwami of creation
Tikki then creates some random objects
Plagg: She also knows the god of destruction and I will turn you to ash if you continue bullying her
Lila: I don’t even know how I could beat that
Marinette: Don’t try. At least 3 other classmates have lesser gods as friends as well.
Tikki: And I’m sure Cronoo, the kwami of time, the first kwami would love to Marinette as well
Marinette:….Wait. Forget Lila for a second. There was a kwami before you?!
Tikki: Someone had to create time for there to be a start of the universe for me to have something to create. It’s a bit paradoxical though.
Lila: Can we get back to how there are gods!!
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