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Miraculous Ask Meme

[lovesquareshippingtrash]

1. Favourite side of the love square?
   
2. Favourite non-love square ship?
3. Who are your brotp?
4. Do you ship any rare pairs?
5. Favourite character?
6. Least favourite character?
7. Favourite kwami?
8. Favourite akumatised villain?
9. Most sympathetic villain?
10. Least sympathetic villain?
11. Favourite episode?
12. Least favourite episode?
13. Favourite season?
14. Favourite location/setting?
15. Which Miraculous power would you want?
16. Which Miraculous weapon would you want?
17. What would be your akumatised form?
18. English dub, French with subs, or other?
19. Who do you want to see akumatised?
20. Whose costume would you redesign?
21. Most frustrating moment of Marinette & Adrien failing to realise each other’s identity?
22. Biggest plot twist/most unexpected moment?
23. In what order do you think the following will happen: Adrien/Cat Noir & Marinette/Ladybug start dating, identity reveal, Hawkmoth’s defeat.
24. Tell us about an AU concept you like!
25. Macarons or camembert?

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Memory loss ep

Ladybug: Who am I?

Chat: You are beauty, you are grace, you-

Ladybug: I will punch you in the face?

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Marinette: Who is that girl, she looks familiar?

Alya: That’s Lila.

Marinette: For some reason I have this urge to throw her in the river, strap her to a polygraph machine, or ask her what’s the view like from the Eiffel Tower

Alya: You aren’t on great terms with her

Marinette: I feel like it was her fault

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Sees Adrien

Marinette: Hey, weird question. Do you spend time dressed as a cat fighting crime? Chat Noir?

Adrien: I have no clue-

Marinette: I paw-sitive you’re that cat

Adrien: She punned!

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Adrien is wearing scarf

Marinette: Did I make that? It just looks super familiar

Adrien: No, my dad gave it to me

Marinette: I feel like that’s wrong. Also why do I have a dozen pictures of you on my wall

Nino: Only a dozen?

Adrien: I’m a model and you like fashion so use me for inspiration

Marinette: But we’re not dating or anything?

Adrien: No, you are just a good friend

Marinette: Why does my heart hurt and why do I want to punch you in your face?

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Marinette: For some reason I really want to tell you to sit in the back row

Lila: I can’t imagine why

Marinette: For some reason I really badly want to give you a hearing aid manual

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Sees a picture of Hawkmoth

Marinette: Adrien, right? Is this guy your father? 

Adrien: No, that’s hawkmoth. I showed you a picture of my dad earlier

Marinette: You sure they aren’t the same person? Like, are you sure?

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In cafeteria

Marinette: For some reason I really want to put a warning sign by these napkins……

Alya: Don’t

Marinette: Maybe protective gloves?

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Marinette: Chloe, how come whenever Lila speaks I want to call her a liar?

Chloe: Because she is and you don’t like her

Marinette: Ok, so how come everytime you speak I want to ask for an apology, draw on gifts you give, and ask you if your dad could buy you some class?

Chloe: I used to be….I used to not be super nice and I’m trying to be better. Ladybug entrusted me with a miraculous so I’m Queen Bee and save people

Marinette: Final question for now: why do I want to laugh or call you a thief? 

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Due to memory loss Marinette wears her hair in a different style. Class freaks out. No one can change their hairstyle! What happened to the tails? Why is this bugging everyone so much?

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Marinette: Why am I scared of a butterfly?

Chloe: There’s a villain called hawkmoth who uses butterflies to corrupt people

Marinette: For some reason I want to say ‘I am confident. I am Marinette’

Chloe: You’re weird aren’t you?

Marinette: Considering I found Adrien’s schedule on my computer and we’re apparently not dating, I’ve been told I’ve created an album cover, have only 2 outfits, and I’m talking to you I’m going to say yes. I’m weird.

(if petty Nette then it would be more “for some reason I really want to grab it, call him Hawky, discuss the weather, ask why babies, and diss his fashion choices.’)

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Alya: So, this is the ladyblog that you occasionally help with (goes on for 10 minutes about how amazing Ladybug is)

Marinette: Do you know why I want to ask you to check your sources?

Alya: No clue as I’m a reputable journalist with strong ethics

Marinette: I feel like I should be laughing

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Tikki: Marinette, I know you are scared right now, but I am Tikki your kwami

Marinette: I don’t know what or who you are, but my brain is screaming to tell you the cookie jar is over there and stop telling me to be mature

Tikki: I really have underestimated you

Marinette: I also want to call you salt bug

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Chat: So, how was your day without memories?

Marinette: Kind of weird but people seem nice. Chat? Are we friends?

Chat: Sort of, princess

Marinette: Thanks for supporting me then and not treating me like I’m about to break. Had a bunch of people today treat me like a toddler as if I’ve forgotten how to open doors or eat. It’s nice talking to you

Chat: No problem, thanks for appreciating me. I’m glad you’re doing ok. I know how strong, resourceful, brave, and incredible you are but I was afraid you would have forgotten that. Even more frightened in your confused state Hawkmoth may have done something to influence you, but…I’m not disappointed. You always do exceed my expectations.

Marinette: It’s weird, I’ve been thinking about you and akumas all day. You being here I feel safe, relaxed, and happy, as if I could trust you with anything. Like you are the one person who would never disappoint me. You probably hear that a lot as you’re a superhero. I don’t know. It’s like your someone who I’ve always known or you being here gives me permission to relax. That I don’t have be scared and everything will be fine.

Chat: Mari-

Marinette: But I also feel like telling you take a hint, say your puns are lame, and request you stop getting hit by attacks so you don’t become a slave

Chat: Are you sure you’ve lost your memories?

Marinette: Yes, kitty. 

Sit in silence for a short while

Marinette: Chat, are you sure you aren’t Adrien because you look really alike

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[mlincorrectquotes]

Mayor Bourgeois: This generation can’t take a joke.

Chloe: Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long. We just don’t like RACIST jokes.

Jean the Butler (whispering): There’s my girl.

(submitted by @augment-techs)

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People from Lila’s old class happen to see her walking with people from Bustier’s class. Old friends still believe her lies

Girl A: Lila?! It’s been too long! I would ask why you never called but guessing travelling on Jagged’s private jet makes time fly

Girl B: This girl is amazing! She once saved Clara’s dog from the runway as a plane was about to take off

Guy: Plus she is dating Chat Noir. Ladybug is so jealous of her

Alya:…..

Nino:……

Mylene:……

Alix: Hey, Lila?

Lila: Yeah

Alix:  I thought you travelled on Ali’s jet

Lila: I’ve been on both. Depends who is where

Alix: And saved Jagged’s cat from a runway

Lila: I spend a lot of time at airports. 

Alix: And you and Ladybug were besties?

Lila: We made up

Girl A: Has Lila ever told you about how she turned Adrien Agreste down and has modelled for Audrey Bourgeois in New York?!

Nino: That’s interesting because I could have sworn Adrien always tried to get away from you

Alya: And Chloe would have mentioned if you modelled for her mother

Girl A: Lila I finally brought that album covered you designed for Jagged! Still can’t believe that Marinette girl stole the credit. Do you mind signing it?

Alya: Seriously, Lila? 

Girl B: Lila, what’s going on? 

Nino: We’re Lila’s classmates from her new school and there’s some miscommunication. See, Adrien Agreste is my best friend and is in our class and avoids Lila like the plague. Chloe Bourgeois is also in the class. Marinette is in the class as well, my best friend, revealer of Lila’s lies and designed the glasses and album cover for Jagged Stone, babysits Nadja’s kid, and helped with the concept of Clara’s video so no, Lila didn’t design that cover.

Alya: And this is Alix, daughter of a Louvre curator. Mylene, daughter of the famous mine Fred Haprele. Nino, professional DJ. I’m-

Guy: Wait, are you Alya?! The girl Lila hired to be the face of the ladyblog while she did all the write ups and organised interviews and travelled?

Alya: Bitch you better not have

Truth gets revealed there to everyone and Lila learns that if you are going to lie, at least keep track of them.

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[pineapple-princess-peacock]

I would just like to remind everyone he did this

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[lukagami]

Treating yourself is rewatching Stormy Weather for:

• really impressive special FX with Stormy Weather’s glowy powers and weather atmosphere

• how refreshing it is that the battle scenes are in a darker and cloudier environment instead of the super bright usual day environment, which really sets the dramatic mood, and also makes everything look really nicely rendered. can you IMAGINE if Catalyst or Mayura had this incredibly dramatic atmosphere:

(LOOK AT LADYBUG’S REFLECTION ON HIS EYES AND HIS BELL! NOW THAT IS REALLY DETAILED RENDERING, HOLY SHIT!)

• STORMY WEATHER’S CHARACTER DESIGN AND SASSY MOVEMENTS ARE 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 they gave her a lot of personality i love it (looks at this 90s anime villain laugh)
  

• those amazingly animated action scenes where the extremely badass rotate-y camera movement combined with INTERESTING CAMERA ANGLES make the ACTIONS SCENES THAT MUCH WICKED 

• that hella juicy cinematography where you can tell the foreground is more focused during certain shots (pay attention to how the background is more blurred)
  

• HOW FUCKIN DRAMATIC IT WAS WHEN AURORE GOT AKUMATIZED

• like, most of the time the character just feels sad and doesn’t notice the akuma coming towards them and they just get akumatized. thats it. but HERE, THE LIGHTING CHANGES, WE SEE THE AKUMA SUSPENSEFULLY COME IN THE ELEVATOR AND FLY TOWARDS HER, SHE ACTIVELY TRIES TO BAT IT AWAY. IT’S REAL SPOOKY SHIT. it’s little details like this that make the conflict feel much more dramatic and cooler
• how you are transported back to September 2015 when watching this episode because it’s most likely one of the earliest, if not the first, episodes you’ve watched. You remember how our expectations for the show’s quality is just set that high because of this one episode

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Marinette gets Lila one of those scratch off maps for Christmas. None of them will scratch off except for Italy and France

Lila: I think this is broken

Marinette: No, it’s one that only scratches off where you have actually been

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Chloe: As I am so gracious, I got everyone in the class a gift. Here you go Lie-la

Lila: Thanks….He’s just not that into you. Classy.

Chloe: I thought the book may be relevant to your current situation

Lila: I’m glad you liked the book so much you decided to pass your copy along to me. Though it’s a bit cheap gifting your old belongings 

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Bustier: Here you go Chloe, I got you a small gift. Thank you for being in my class this year

Marinette: Hold on!

Marinette scribbles on it

Marinette: There you go, now you can think of both of us!

Bustier: That wasn’t very nice. Apologise

Marinette: Oh, so when the rich blonde girl ruins my gift it’s ok and I get scolded, but when I do I get scolded?!

Bustier: Marinette

Marinette: It’s not permanent marker and will wipe off

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Ladybug bursts into the classroom

Ladybug: My good friend Marinette told me all about you guys and I remembered so many of you from your akumatisations! So I decided to drop in and wish you all happy holidays! For Alya…your gift is in the back row. For Chloe, I bee hair clip so you can have one you didn’t steal - don’t worry I won’t ask for it back. For Max, safety goggles so no napkins can hurt your precious eyes!

Nino: What about Lila as you are such good friends?

Ladybug: Lila….Oh! The girl akumatised like 3 times and works with hawkmoth and always lies! Seriously though Lie-la was an akuma name and bad pun, haha. Sorry, my bad. I got you an oyster shucker and parashoot so next time you get akumatised and defeated on top of the Eiffel Tower you can get yourself down

Adrien: Ladybug, isn’t that a little-

Ladybug: I’m sorry Adrien, you’re right I should have dealt with this better. Taken the highroad and all that. I guess there’s only one way to fix this - Lila, Adrien, here are two movie tickets for the Harry Potter marathon. They are showing the first 3 movies. I think the 9 hours together may just help Lila feel better

Adrien: ….I hate you so much right now

Ladybug: Oh, we finally going to say no? Take the highroad of polite rejection? Or are we going along with it so Lila’s feelings aren’t hurt?

Smirking Ladybug turns to leave

Adrien: Wait a second Ladybug.

Ladybug: Yes?

Adrien: Mistletoe.

Before she can react Adrien has planted a quick kiss on her lips

Ladybug: You win this round Agreste.

Adrien blushing but so proud of himself as Ladybug trips over her own feet trying to exit

Ladybug: How is that the highroad?!

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With the petty quartet stuff and Gabriel/Nathalie shipping Adrienette:

Adrien and Marinette finally go on an actual date. Gabriel akumatises someone to keep everyone away from the happy couple and make sure nothing can go wrong

Chloe sees a picture of Adrien and Marinette? Bam, photo erased off the internet and Chloe is locked in the hotel without a phone

Lila is about to walk around the corner? Suddenly she’s very far away and her lies of being in a different country are finally honest

Adrien fans trying to track him down? A very good look a like is signing photos at a random park very far away

Just anything that could possibly go wrong in suddenly fixed

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Marinette: Gabe you look tired

Gabriel: You have absolutely no idea

Nathalie: How was your date?

Marinette: It was going good until Alya texted me with rumours of an akuma in Paris that was incredibly stealthy so we decided to head back to be safe. Anyway, I have to go

Nathalie: ….Gabriel

Gabriel: Yes?

Nathalie: Did you akumatise someone so those idiots could have the perfect date?

Gabriel: ….yes. But I called back my akuma now

Nathalie: I had already hired people to ensure those two were undisturbed

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Ladybug: Chat did you find anything?

Chat: No, my lady

Ladybug: Maybe they were just rumours

chat: No, queen bee put out her signal and reception at the hotel was out

Ladybug: Overreacting maybe? Just an provider problem? Either way sucks

Chat: On a date or something 

Ladybug: Yeah, with this dense guy I’ve liked forever. He used to always say I was just a “good friend” despite touching me and other stuff. Maybe it’s a sign

Chat: Any guy who would dismiss you as just a “friend” is an idiot

Ladybug: For some reason I have this cringe urge.

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Gabriel: How was your date with Marinette?

Adrien: Date? We were just-

Gabriel: Boy if you hurt that girl I will honestly throw you out on the street

Adrien: Oh so all this neglect was just building up to the official abandonment. Got it

Gabriel: I am not joking

Adrien: There are already a dozen roses waiting on her desk for her and here are some engagement rings I found online

Gabriel: Better.

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Gabriel: Sorry again about your date. I heard more from Adrien

Marinette: Well, if someone had provided a good role model for what love looks like maybe things would be different.