Alya: Hey, Adrien?
Chat Noir: What- wait, shit.
Alya: Yup, I knew it! It’s him!
Chat Noir: No, it just sounded like you said “Chat Noir!”
Nino: Hey, Adrien.
Chat Noir: What?!
Chat Noir: GOD DAMMIT-
Alya: Hey, Adrien?
Chat Noir: What- wait, shit.
Alya: Yup, I knew it! It’s him!
Chat Noir: No, it just sounded like you said “Chat Noir!”
Nino: Hey, Adrien.
Chat Noir: What?!
Chat Noir: GOD DAMMIT-
This has been sitting, forgotten in my computer for ages…
I’ve seen many interactions between Mousinette and Chat, and I love them and are a lot of fun! But listen… can we spare a second for Mousinette and Adrien?
(It’d be so stupidly awkward and cute)




This is just really silly
pettinette and saltinette are stupid lol yall r like “we love marinette!!!!!!” but then you go and turn her (and sometimes her parents even) into an awful person and you sometimes acknowledge that she’s ooc but yall dont even care bc you just want her to be a nasty person to other people for some reason i cant fucking comprehend
why do you want her to get so upset with alya that she breaks off their friendship or questions her loyalty?
why do you want her to make fun of lila? make fun of her friends?
why do you want her to switch classes to punish her friends?
why do you want her to make other people miserable?
that is not marinette
marinette is kind.
marinette is apologetic when she says or does something wrong, even if the other person isnt deserving
marinette tries to do the best she can and she strives to be a good person.
can yall like. stop taking that away from her?





you CAN eat them but you SHOULDNT. thats true of most things though.
carapace, looking at an adrien agreste ad: what a little bitch
chat noir: i know right
carapace: excuse me, that’s my best friend you’re talking about, asshole
























merry christmas @alazic02!!! surprise surprise, im ur secret santa for the @mlsecretsanta here to deliver all the goodies u wish for so lemme just toss this one at ya! sorry for being so late, hope you have a great year and happy holidays!!!
edit: the french is butchered because i do not know french unfortunately, i tried my best to search for what i could! thank you for the suggestions, they really help! sorry again.
Gabriel: Alright Adrien, the house remodeling is done. You can go anywhere you please. Except the West Wing.
Adrien: What’s in the West Wi-
Gabriel: It’s forbidden!
Later that night, in the West Wing
Gabriel: *Dancing in the center of a disco square with Nathalie*
Nathalie: We’ll win the competition for sure now, sir.
Gabriel: No talking, more Disco Finger! Aaand HUSTLE