I’m actually really really excited for season 3!!! I’ve tried to avoid too many leaks, but now I’m curious: is this weredad?!?! Tom is he only one I know with that epic a mustache!
Tom, attempting to insult Chat Noir: good thing you rejected my daughter, she’s not into furries
Marinette, in a cage: he has a point tho
Chat Noir: meowch :(
Marinette: I’m sorry Chat, I lied. I’m not really in love with you.
Chat: Oh man, that’s a relief. I was afraid our relationship was about to get a lot more complica-
Marinette: I like Adrien Agreste
Chat’s mind: fuck, that me
tbfh Tom getting akumatized bc Chat Noir turned down Marinettes “confession” is like the best dad move ever like
“oh so you turned down my daughter, MY FCKING DAUGHTER, who is the light and pride of my world, and also the best you’ll ever have?!? prepare to die by my fists and rolling pin you leather-wearing toothpick” like damn
AU where Marinette and Adrien are betting on who will figure out Lila is lying first/last
Marinette: I still reckon Nino’s going to figure it out. He just scolded me for eavesdropping but didn’t doubt what I say
Adrien: No, Alya does the ladyblog. As a journalist-
Marinette: When challenged she asked me for a source
Adrien: But Max has to figure it before Nino
Marinette: Lila convinced him a corner of a napkin, a scrunched up napkin, could scratch his eye open
Adrien: What about Mylene?
Marinette: Snapped at me for throwing a napkin
Meanwhile the rest of the class are going along with Lila as they are all betting on a) when will Adrienette happen and b) when Marinette will snap properly.
Max: How did she not call me an idiot when I went along with the napkin story? I’m wearing glasses!
Alya: Maybe she thought it was a joke? Still don’t know how I got away with ‘did you really think I would let you sit alone’ when that morning I had. She’s too nice
Nino: You asking for sources I was sure was going to get her to cross the line
Chloe: You are all fools. She put up with me for years, what Lila is doing is nothing. As I betted, she isn’t going to snap
Adrien: What are you guys talking about?
Nino: ah
Alya: um
Max: Weather?
Chloe: When Marinette is going to snap at Lila completely rather than just try to out her
Adrien: Give me 20 euro on a month and 10 on she’ll snap at me first
Adrien walks off to give his high road speech.
Adrien: Really thought I could have got that tenner today. Damn it.
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