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Marinette has lost one earring, so she doesn’t have enough to transform but Lila (who stole it for hawkmoth) can’t do much with it either. Hawkmoth has instructed Lila on how to control a kwami so Tikki is currently hanging around Lila. 


Lila: You have the powers of creation right? I’m going to be late for school conjure me a car

Tikki: Say please

Lila: Please.

Tikki creates for her a remote control car.

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Tikki creates multiple sets of earrings so Lila has to struggle every morning to grab the right earring and make Tikki appear.

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Lila: Marinette dare to question me?! Create me a signed…no, create me a video of Jagged thanking me

Tikki conjures a video of a Jagged stone impersonator thanking Lila for finally leaving him alone

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Lila: OK, I’m going to be very specific. Create for me a love potion that will make Adrien fall in love with me and forget Marinette.

Tikki pauses for a moment then smirks. She creates a love potion as requested. It does make Adrien temporarily fall in love….with a girl called Me who is new to the school. She also coincidentally looks like Marinette.

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Plagg: I see you’ve escaped for a second. I’m trying to find a time to cataclysm her that won’t traumatise Adrien

Tikki: Don’t worry about it. I’m having fun

Plagg: ok?

Tikki: I’ve given her the worst luck, created elephants in her room, and pull the genie trick of granting literal wishes

Plagg: Be careful

Tikki: I’m thinking of creating her a talking lifesized Ladybug doll that follows her around

Plagg:….Create one for Adrien while you’re at it;


(as we don’t know what Tikki can do I’m just rolling with she can create anything)

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Tikki: So there’s this girl who has been bullying my partner. Don’t worry Pollen, your queen has been behavioured as of late. It’s that girl who was Volpina, I think Wayzz told you about her

Trixx: Surely Rena is going to be needed again soon. Perhaps I could have a break and makes lies become truth? She did try to imitate me.

Pollen: I am sure my hive would have a few workers that would be willing to sting her. Perhaps my Queen has some extra venom?

Barkk: Should we really be picking on a human who is powerless

Tikki: She has been akumatised three times in counting and is probably working with Hawkmoth

Plagg: Even I’m willing to sacrifice camembert if it means revenge on the person hurting Tikki’s wielder

Wayzz (appearing): Even I would not use my powers if the Eiffel Tower were to fall on her.

Longg: I’ve been waiting to test my fire again

Xuppo: I perhaps have a few tricks just for this occasion

Plagg: I’m ready to Catalysm her

Barkk: ….her?

Plagg: Her, um, favourite necklace?

Tikki: I won’t tell anyone if you stick to your first response

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AU inspired by this video

Everyone in Paris knows who Ladybug, Chat Noir, and Hawkmoth are except those 3. After all, similar hairstyles, ages, and voices identical. Hawkmoth everyone guessed as the butterflies and Gabriel always being away


Alya: I just don’t get why she didn’t tell me. I have given her every opening

Nino: Maybe it’s to keep you safe?

Alya: She gave me a miraculous!

Nino: Then I have no answers

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Akuma attacks school

Nino: we better all go run and hide 

Adrien: Great idea. Oh no, I’ve tripped around the corner. Go on without me

Marinette: I left my bag in the classroom!

Nino: Are they deliberately being obvious or are they just dumb

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Nino: Alya, do you think Gabriel is giving Adrien something to make him stupid? Maybe didn’t actually teach him anything while he was being homeschooled?

Alya: Why do you ask?

Nino: Well Gabriel, sorry, Hawkmoth sent this akuma that attacked their house and Adrien honestly believed saying he had to go have a shower multiple times was a believable excuse

Alya: Well, did Marinette finally notice?

Nino: She believed him!

Alya: Made kwamis make you idiots? Is there a kwami of intelligence we could pair up with them?

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Chloe: I have literally pretended to be Ladybug now. Did they say anything?

Alya: At the same time I said you were ladybug and went after you and they did nothing. Chat Noir even believed it

Rose: Prince Ali has a friend who is coming to Paris. Think maybe if she said they were besties Marinette would finally snap?

Volpina happens

Alya: How did Marinette not saying anything as herself?!

Nino: How did Adrien not notice or piece things together?!

Lila: It’s ok. I have a plan.

Chameleon happens

Alya: She challenged Lila’s story. She said they weren’t friends. I asked for proof and…nothing.

Nino: I was there and even I don’t believe ladybug didn’t crash into the next class

Lila: Well, Gabriel still thinks everyone doesn’t know he’s hawkmoth

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Hawkmoth: Foiled again! Next time I will get your miraculous Ladybug and Chat Noir

Nathalie: Have you thought maybe you could know them as civilians?

Hawkmoth: Impossible

Nathalie: Maybe one is even closer than you think?

Hawkmoth:….

Nathalie:…..

Hawkmoth: Are you ladybug?

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Marinette changes ‘Lila’ to ‘Liar’ in everyone’s phone one day. Once people notice and change it back, she organises the autocorrect to change ‘Lila’ to ‘Lying Indecent Legit Antichrist.’ She quickly changes realising that may border on bullying….the autocorrect now changes ‘Lila’ to ‘Lie-la’

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Alya: We saw a wedding on the way home from school yesterday and started talking about our future weddings.

Marinette: Seating charts are going to be a nightmare

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Luka: So what is your class like? Juleka never says much

Marinette: They are incredible at back flips. 

Luka: That’s surprising

Marinette: One moment I’m their everyday ladybug and the next I’m the villain. They are also super trusting though some may call it gullible

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Chat (as appears on balcony): Princess, did you break another heart?

Marinette: Just was thinking if leaving a copy of ‘boy who cried wolf’ beside Lila would be too on the nose

Chat: Didn’t you say you were taking the high road

Marinette: You’re right. A presentation on the Salem witch trials the costs and how friends betrayed each other would be much more effective

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Lila: Here Marinette, some salt for your lunch

Marinette: Thanks Lila, have some chili, the heat should remind you of home

Lila: What?

Marinette: Hell.

Max: According to some writers hell is actually cold

Marinette: Lila thoughts? After all you’d know

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Ladybug: I think I’m going to hang around Lila for a bit

Chat: Why?

Ladybug: She says we are apparently friends and I would hate for her to be akumatised again.

15 minutes later

Lila: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Ladybug: I thought we were besties.

Lila: argh, I hate you

Ladybug: Don’t be like that. You just never open up to me. You should really leave your shell and be more honest

Lila: Why are you even doing this?

Ladybug: Are you acting like this because of your sheltered life?

Chat suddenly appearing: Stop it Ladybug or you’ll  pull a muscle

Ladybug: Maybe we should all clam down?

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