tbfh Tom getting akumatized bc Chat Noir turned down Marinettes “confession” is like the best dad move ever like
“oh so you turned down my daughter, MY FCKING DAUGHTER, who is the light and pride of my world, and also the best you’ll ever have?!? prepare to die by my fists and rolling pin you leather-wearing toothpick” like damn
Chat noir: I’m sorry Marinette. I am honored by your feelings, but it would be too dangerous for us to date.
Marinette: (pretending to be more hurt then she is) I see… I understand. Is there no other way?
Chat noir: Sadly no, but I can set you up with a friend of mine. Great guy.
Marinette: I appreciate it Chat noir, but that’s okay.
Chat noir: I understand. I’ll tell Adrien you weren’t interested. (About to head off)
(Marinette tackles him to the ground)
Marinette: You better f***ing not!
ruinedchildhood
