Alya: Hey, Adrien?
Chat Noir: What- wait, shit.
Alya: Yup, I knew it! It’s him!
Chat Noir: No, it just sounded like you said “Chat Noir!”
Nino: Hey, Adrien.
Chat Noir: What?!
Chat Noir: GOD DAMMIT-
Alya: Hey, Adrien?
Chat Noir: What- wait, shit.
Alya: Yup, I knew it! It’s him!
Chat Noir: No, it just sounded like you said “Chat Noir!”
Nino: Hey, Adrien.
Chat Noir: What?!
Chat Noir: GOD DAMMIT-
Adrien: Five words which are describing Chat Noir?
Ladybug: Tall… Annoying-
Adrien: Oh, okay. But what about… Charming, really handsome and the most intelligent?
Ladybug:
Ladybug: Adrien, are u gay?
*two hours later*
Adrien: LADYBUG IT’S NOT THAT
Ladybug: Okay, okay, you shouldn’t say no. You must admit that you like Chat, it’s okay. *crying*
Adrien: But-
Ladybug: for my love I will do anything
Adrien: Lov-
Ladybug: Goodbye, Adrien, be happy.
Ladybug: *runs away*
Adrien:
Adrien: what the fuck.
*one day before the reveal*
Marinette: I can’t talk to him, Alya, he’s so perfect!
Adrien: Marinette? Yeah I think about her a normal amount
*one day AFTER the reveal*
Marinette: hey Adrien wanna see how far I can throw you
Adrien: not if I throw you first
Both: *arm wrestling*
Alya: hey guys what the FUCK happened last night