“I’m sorry I can’t love you like you want.”
my poor boy looks so miserable
*Ladybug and Chat Noir are thrown several years into the future by an akuma*
Ladybug: We'll never be able to handle the situation on our own! Since we're in the future, do you think future *us* are around?
Chat Noir: Probably. But how would we go about finding... ourselves?
Ladybug: Uhh, or they'll find us. *points at two figures approaching*
Future Ladybug: I see you two brought us an old friend.
Ladybug: Right, sorry about that. He's a bit hard to handle.
Future Chat: *looks at Ladybug and smirks*
Ladybug: *looks away, uncomfortable, towards Chat* Why are you looking at me like that?
Chat Noir: I don't know, I'm not him!
Future Chat: I just can't believe I couldn't figure out it was you. *laughs* It's very obvious, seeing you now.
Ladybug: Y-You know who I am?
Future Chat: Can't keep those kinds of secrets from your spouse now, can you?
Ladybug: *in immense shock*
Chat Noir: *in complete euphoria*
Future Chat: *whispers* Why is she reacting like that?
Future Ladybug: Simply because she doesn't know. Don't worry, Ladybug, you'll be very happy with how things turn out.
Ladybug:
Chat Noir:
Future Ladybug: Nice job, you broke them.
Future Chat: ...We were the ones that took care of this akuma, right?
Future Ladybug: *sigh*
accurate summary of the past couple weeks
Fandom: wow Mayura was a v satisfying end to season 2 can’t wait for season 3 in 2019-
Chameleon: lol hi see u December 1st
Fandom: wait what-
Brazil leaks: haha so like kwami swap is canon
Fandom: WAIT BUT-
Season 3 preview: MARICHAT-MAS BOIIIIIIIII
Adrien: I am single, the only thing that screws me on a regular basis is life.
(Marinette turns to alya)
Marinette: I’m considering changing my first name.
Alya: To what?
Marinette: Life
Marinette has lost one earring, so she doesn’t have enough to transform but Lila (who stole it for hawkmoth) can’t do much with it either. Hawkmoth has instructed Lila on how to control a kwami so Tikki is currently hanging around Lila.
Lila: You have the powers of creation right? I’m going to be late for school conjure me a car
Tikki: Say please
Lila: Please.
Tikki creates for her a remote control car.
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Tikki creates multiple sets of earrings so Lila has to struggle every morning to grab the right earring and make Tikki appear.
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Lila: Marinette dare to question me?! Create me a signed…no, create me a video of Jagged thanking me
Tikki conjures a video of a Jagged stone impersonator thanking Lila for finally leaving him alone
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Lila: OK, I’m going to be very specific. Create for me a love potion that will make Adrien fall in love with me and forget Marinette.
Tikki pauses for a moment then smirks. She creates a love potion as requested. It does make Adrien temporarily fall in love….with a girl called Me who is new to the school. She also coincidentally looks like Marinette.
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Plagg: I see you’ve escaped for a second. I’m trying to find a time to cataclysm her that won’t traumatise Adrien
Tikki: Don’t worry about it. I’m having fun
Plagg: ok?
Tikki: I’ve given her the worst luck, created elephants in her room, and pull the genie trick of granting literal wishes
Plagg: Be careful
Tikki: I’m thinking of creating her a talking lifesized Ladybug doll that follows her around
Plagg:….Create one for Adrien while you’re at it;
(as we don’t know what Tikki can do I’m just rolling with she can create anything)
Nine Lives (16) The Judging
I FINISHED IT. (There’s more chapters, though.)
(Available on Ao3 and FF.net. Links in Reblog)
When Adrien Agreste is scheduled to go to a Military School in Germany, Chat Noir must make a critical decision. Does he give up his Miraculous? Or does he give up Adrien?
I’ll save you the trouble of guessing, he gives up Adrien.
I’ve written court scenes before, but always in America. France has slightly different protocol when it comes to the Justice system. But, I’m not an expert. One noticeable change is that they don’t have a Jury in cases of terrorism, the other is that they have 9 judges (which is kind of like a jury) with one presiding judge called a president, who does most of the questioning. I’m sure there’s plenty more differences, but this is what I’m going with because I couldn’t find many english articles to help. So lawyers out there, sorry!
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It is generally known to wear a suit to court. Adrien was, in fact, suited up, though Skintight leather was a bit different from what everyone else was wearing. And they weren’t even in the courtroom yet.
Chat Noir and Ladybug sat together on a bench, outside the courtroom, in a secluded hallway. Vaulted ceilings and polish marble added to the depressing aura of the hall. Dr. Florin Rayne stood nearby, glancing over his notes. He was the lawyer that Mayor Bourgeois had appointed to run this trial. He seemed like a nice man, a little cold, but he was sharp as a tack and the best in the business.
Marinette: [phone starts ringing]
Alya: [looks to see who’s calling]
Alya: [chuckling] You still call your father ‘daddy’, Mari?
Marinette: [looks at Alya with a completely straight face and answers the phone]
Marinette: Hey Chat.
Alya: [chokes]
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