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I really wish adrien and marinette had stayed sitting next to each other in class bc the moment adrien sat next to her I had this whole reveal scenario flash through my head where plagg poofs into maris bag to be with tikki, and since mari already knows plagg, when she opens her bag to find both kwamis there she’s like “plAGg!!?? wot r u dOing here where’s chat” and plaggs like “I just wanted 2 be with tikki calm ur tits” and maris like “pl A GG” and so of course, mari being mari, she didn’t rly remember to whisper any of that, like she didn’t scream but adrien sitting next to her definitely hears and he’s just frozen trying to process what he just heard like

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Hawkmoth: Did you…did you just grab my akuma?

Marinette: Sure did Hawky. 

Hawkmoth: I’m going to guess this is another vent session for you?

Marinette: Maybe…

Hawkmoth: Don’t you have friends you can do this with?

Marinette: You are just like everyone else never listening. OK, my ‘friends’ are kind of trash. They dismiss any negative feelings I may have as being related to a boy. Lila comes in with all her lies - by the way, I’ve met Jagged and he never had a cat - then just believe her

Hawkmoth: Huh-uh

Marinette: By the way, thanks for the Nine Nine recommendation. Totally worth it. But how dare you not tell me we’re in between seasons and that cliff hanger?

Hawkmoth: You watched it all in a week?

Marinette: Would have done it in 3 days but school apparently is a thing

Hawkmoth: There are 112 episodes

Marinette: That’s only 45 hours.

Hawkmoth: You have so much potential if you just-

Marinette: Did get me thinking. Why not akumatise a thief or a corrupt cop or someone who already had the skills to take a miraculous?

Hawkmoth: Usually if they’re competent they may just take it for themselves

Marinette: OK, ok, but surely that is still a better bet than, say, sending a baby

Hawkmoth: You are still on that?

Marinette: Seriously, why? And why twice? Why -

Hawkmoth: It’s about opportunity

Marinette: I miss the old you. Back when you were all ‘you have potential’ and ‘I’ll darken your heart.’ Now you’re just all ‘blah, blah, this conversation is boring blah blah’

Hawkmoth: If you aren’t going to let me akumatise you can I go?

Marinette: Can I just finish venting first?

Hawkmoth: …..Fine. But when I akumatise your parents next week it’s on you

Marinette: Nah, they won’t fall for it, but fine. Dad is annoying anyway. Last night Chat just crashes onto my roof and because I’m spooked I just tell him I love him. So dad sees this and decides to invite him to breakfast

Hawkmoth: So, you are venting because chat noir, the person I am trying to get the miraculous of, is coming to your house, completely relaxed, and you’ll be spending time with him?

Marinette: Yeah, like he’s a hero, surely he would have better things to do

Hawkmoth: You know that is-

Marinette: I know, I know, perfect little agent. Problem is you’ve shown more emotions means stronger powers and I’m not super negative or want to hurt him so at worst I would just be like, I don’t know, the Piratcy. A pirate taking away people’s privacy or some really lame pun. Then chat would defeat me because, well, you always lose even when you clearly spend months on a perfect plan because you forget lucky charm is a thing or to actually take the miraculous or don’t account for decoys. So, is it even worth trying?

Hawkmoth: You are my least favourite Parisian

Marinette: So…have any love advice? Netflix recommendations? Good french toast recipes?

Hawkmoth: ….

Marinette:…..

Hawkmoth: Just be honest, patient, and respect their wishes. The Good Place is amazing and A Series of Unfortunate Events has season 3 starting in two weeks. Egg, milk, cinnamon, a tiny dash of vanilla, a touch of sugar, use Challah bread thickly cut, cook in butter. Chocolate in the middle if you’re looking for something more

Marinette: Thanks Hawky. See you next week

Hawkmoth: Not if the season 1 finale gets you akumatised first

Marinette: If it does, I’m so going after your miraculous

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MLB Deaf Headcanon

  • Marinette had meningitis when she was eight and lost her hearing because of nerve damage
  • She can kind of read lips but has learned LSF and taught Alya some
  • She can’t pronounce façade correctly, which wouldn’t have been a big issue except she did an entire presentation on Roman architecture in seventh grade
  • The entire class has essentially learned the basics of sign language (except for Chloe)
  • Chloe has tried learning some insults to sign to Marinette
  • Whenever Chloe asks tells one of their classmates to show her how to sign a mean insult, they just teach her really wierd things
  • Rose taught her to sign “I love you” instead of “You’re disgusting”
  • Max taught her to sign “I have explosive diarrhea” instead of “You suck”
  • Alex taught her some VERY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS instead of “Your hair looks like a mop”
  • Marinette knows that the class is just messing with Chloe and it’s hiLARIOUS
  • Meeting Tikki for the first time was disasterous
  • It took Tikki a few minutes to figure out that Marinette was deaf
  • Since Tikki can’t sign with her little nub hands, Marinette keeps a little whiteboard and marker with her
  • She’s still deaf when she’s LB, which is great when the akuma’s attacks are sound based
  • She’s not very good at being quiet
  • Or loud
  • Adrien is learning LSF from Nino
  • LBs and CNs first interaction was a little rough cuz LB couldn’t really tell what this dumb furry was saying
  • CN learns to talk a little slower so she can tell what he’s saying
  • The first time CN actually successfully signs something to LB she’s fLOORED
  • The second time he signs something, she’s less excited because it was a p u n
  • LB and CN have made some secret hand gestures for plans when going up against akumas
  • Communicating during fighting is really difficult and annoying but they manage
  • LB almost got her head knocked off by a car flying at her from behind (but she saw the shadow and managed to get out of the way)
  • Everyone is still freaking oblivious to wHo thE HecK is lAdYbUg????
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His Princess Marichat

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A thing I wrote for a prompt from @minnesota-fats post on Chat Noir defending Marinette from Lila and the class freaking out over the “his princess” slip. Hope it turned out okay!

Marinette only allowed the strained smile to drop from her face only after she dropped her school bag and threw herself onto her bed, Tikki hovering worriedly over her slumped form.

“Marinette? Don’t be sad, you know what Lila said was wrong.” the kwami’s heart broke at seeing the girl’s shoulders trembling.

Marinette took a deep, shaky breath, voice muffled by the big cat plushie she had buried her face in, “I know Tikki it’s just…Lika is just so full of lies! I don’t understand why everyone believes her!” she groaned.

Tikki flew closer to Marinette’s head, smiling gently, “Adrien doesn’t.”

Remembering her conversation about Lila a few days back comforted Marinette slightly, still… “I can’t believe she told everyone she was good friends with Ladybug! And the thing she lied about going out with Chat Noir after discovering she "found someone better”?“ Marinette sat up, clutching the cat plushie in her hands tightly, "How can she say that Tikki?! How dare she?! Chat Noir is the kindest guy I know! He doesn’t deserve this! Especially not from someone like Lila! Ugh!” Marinette threw the plushie against the wall, burying her face in her hands.

Tikki’s worry spiked when she heard the quiet sobs escaping her and slowly levitated close, comfortingly nuzzling against her cheek.

“I don’t understand Tikki, I can’t. Lila lying about traveling the whole world and meeting famous people, Lila lying about being friends with Ladybug and Chat Noir…” Marinette clenched her fists and stared down at her kwami in sadness. “Why Tikki…how can people be like this?” Marinette’s sad voice made Tikki only nuzzle her more, patting her cheek and trying to comfort her wielder.

“People are different Marinette. Nobody is completely evil, there is evil and good in all of us. It’s just that… people act out on what they feel more comfortable with.” the small ancient kwami hoped her words offered at least a bit comfort to her charge.

Marinette gently craddled Tikki close to her, sobbing.

Until a tap on her window made her freeze and before she could tell Chat Noir that she was busy, the cat had already opened the window.

That was weird, he usually waited for permission before-

“Princess!” he jumped down onto her bed, his warm gloved hand on her shoulder and his worried, panicked eyes scanning the tears on her cheeks and the redness in her eyes, “ I’m so sorry, Marinette.”

And then, he was hugging her.

Marinette didn’t know how Chat Noir knew what happened, but at that moment she didn’t care, instead hugging him back and holding onto him for dear life. He had been her rock for so long.

Chat Noir soothingly stroked her back, feeling the shivers wracking her body, his mind replaying the scene in class just before the period ended.

Lila and Marinette had gotten into a verbal fight, Marinette had been so upset when Lila had lied about dating “clichee, boring” Chat Noir and personally knowing Ladybug (he snorted, his Lady would never want a friend like her).

But what really made him angry was what Lila had told her in front of the whole class, “You’re just jealous you don’t have such a luxurious life like me, admit it, you’re nothing but a little wannabe designer, one who can’t even draw a pretty italian dress. You won’t get to see all the awesome stuff I saw either,”

And then, the threat, “If you dare try to get between me and what I want, that little backery of yours will be closed down forever and your puny future in the fashion world? Just a distant fantasy. I’ll make sure of it.”

He had immediately transformed to go after Marinette.

Chat’s body trembled in rage and he gently broke the embrace to look at Marinette, all puffy eyed, with red cheeks and tears trailing down the smooth skin. He tenderly wiped her tears away, feeling his own heart breaking at seeing her like this.

His resolve hardened, fueled by anger, “Stay here, princess,” Chat Noir had been about to leap through her window but a tug on his tail stopped him.

Marinette, still teary eyed and red faced, gazed up at him questioningly, “C-Chat Noir? Where are you going?” she could sense the anger, the way his body moved agitatedly. Years of teamwork and fighting akuma had taught her a thing or two about reading him, just like he could read her.

Chat Noir lowered himself to her level, grasping her hands tightly in his, “My apawlogies princess, but there’s something I need to take care of first. I promise I’ll come back as soon as I can.” he brushed her hair away from her forehead and in the next moment he was gone.

The students of Dupont had immediately taken their phones out to take a picture of the unexpected arrival of Chat Noir, who had burst through the double doors of the school looking like a man with a purpose.

A dangerous purpose if the angry expression on his face was anything to go by.

He was quick to locate his class, where a few of his classmates still had art.

He slammed open the doors and his gaze immediately found Lila in the second row, looking delighted at seeing him, “Chat Noir! Darling!” she waved excitedly.

He only partially registered the excited cheers around him and rows of questions, instead, he went straight for her.

Slightly towering over the italian girl, Chat’s poisonous gaze narrowed, “How dare you attack Marinette like that? She didn’t deserve any of the awful things you said to her!” he pointed a clawed finger at her, around him some of his classmates gasped.

Lila blanched, a nervous smile slowly stretching her lips, “Uh, w-what? Don’t be silly kitten, I never attacked Marinette that wa-”

Chat’s ears pulled back threateningly, “Stop lying! I know all about your little game! Being friends with Ladybug? She only ever saw you once after defeating you as an akuma! And the thing with me dating you?” his gaze turned icy, “I would never fall for a girl who treats other people like you do Lila, like they’re beneath them.”

He turned around, walking toward the door when another thought hit him and he stopped, “And threatening my Marinette?” he pointed at her with his staff, a warning lacing his words and in his eyes, “If you ever do that again, I won’t bother saving you from an akuma. My princess is the kindest person I know who helps everyone, she is the last one to ever deserve insults, especially from someone like you. You don’t deserve her kindness.” He turned his head, “I know I don’t.”

With that, Chat Noir exited the class. Sprinting out of the school and back to Marinette. To his princess.

Alya paused the record button, looking overwhelmed as Nino blinked owishly at the door Chat Noir had ran out of, “Babe, did just happen what I think happened?”

Alya gripped his shoulder, “His Marinette.”

Nino blinked, “Did Chat Noir just threaten someone?”

Alya’s grip tightened, “He called her his princess.”

Kim suddenly spoke what was on everyone’s mind, “I didn’t just imagine that, right? Chat Noir did call Marinette his princess…his Marinette….right?”

The class remained silent until all hell broke loose when Alya shouted, “I RECORDED IT!!”

Marinette had calmed down by the time Chat Noir came back, with a sincere apology, a basket full of sweets and a small ladybug plushie.

When Marinette had giggled over the sweet gesture, she smiled up at her kitty, “Thank you Chat Noir, but I really like the cat plushies best.”

Chat Noir’s brain had stopped working by that point, only to spring back to life when, after they planned on watching a movie online, a new update was posted on the Ladyblog.

A video to be exact.

Chat Noir froze when he read the caption underneath.

CHAT NOIR PROTECTING HIS PRINCESS! A SHOCKING DISCOVERY OF THE HERO’S LOVE LIFE!“

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““Catch me if you can, Chaton.”
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His lungs expand with every breath, heart pulsing through the movements as his blood and adrenaline surge throughout his body. Chat’s steps don’t falter their step, and he pursues forward through the brisk night...

“Catch me if you can, Chaton.”


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His lungs expand with every breath, heart pulsing through the movements as his blood and adrenaline surge throughout his body. Chat’s steps don’t falter their step, and he pursues forward through the brisk night in the hunt of his prey.

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no one will believe me when i say that i’ve drawn a mulmouse and chat and i haven’t posted it, but others have had the EXACT SAME idea ‘:D great minds think alike is what i’m thinking because i’ve seen three drawings that look almost exactly the same as my own 

no hate, just amazement how collective minds know exactly what the people want

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