Mayor Bourgeois: This generation can’t take a joke.
Chloe: Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long. We just don’t like RACIST jokes.
Jean the Butler (whispering): There’s my girl.
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People from Lila’s old class happen to see her walking with people from Bustier’s class. Old friends still believe her lies
Girl A: Lila?! It’s been too long! I would ask why you never called but guessing travelling on Jagged’s private jet makes time fly
Girl B: This girl is amazing! She once saved Clara’s dog from the runway as a plane was about to take off
Guy: Plus she is dating Chat Noir. Ladybug is so jealous of her
Alya:…..
Nino:……
Mylene:……
Alix: Hey, Lila?
Lila: Yeah
Alix: I thought you travelled on Ali’s jet
Lila: I’ve been on both. Depends who is where
Alix: And saved Jagged’s cat from a runway
Lila: I spend a lot of time at airports.
Alix: And you and Ladybug were besties?
Lila: We made up
Girl A: Has Lila ever told you about how she turned Adrien Agreste down and has modelled for Audrey Bourgeois in New York?!
Nino: That’s interesting because I could have sworn Adrien always tried to get away from you
Alya: And Chloe would have mentioned if you modelled for her mother
Girl A: Lila I finally brought that album covered you designed for Jagged! Still can’t believe that Marinette girl stole the credit. Do you mind signing it?
Alya: Seriously, Lila?
Girl B: Lila, what’s going on?
Nino: We’re Lila’s classmates from her new school and there’s some miscommunication. See, Adrien Agreste is my best friend and is in our class and avoids Lila like the plague. Chloe Bourgeois is also in the class. Marinette is in the class as well, my best friend, revealer of Lila’s lies and designed the glasses and album cover for Jagged Stone, babysits Nadja’s kid, and helped with the concept of Clara’s video so no, Lila didn’t design that cover.
Alya: And this is Alix, daughter of a Louvre curator. Mylene, daughter of the famous mine Fred Haprele. Nino, professional DJ. I’m-
Guy: Wait, are you Alya?! The girl Lila hired to be the face of the ladyblog while she did all the write ups and organised interviews and travelled?
Alya: Bitch you better not have
Truth gets revealed there to everyone and Lila learns that if you are going to lie, at least keep track of them.
Treating yourself is rewatching Stormy Weather for:
- really impressive special FX with Stormy Weather’s glowy powers and weather atmosphere
- how refreshing it is that the battle scenes are in a darker and cloudier environment instead of the super bright usual day environment, which really sets the dramatic mood, and also makes everything look really nicely rendered. can you IMAGINE if Catalyst or Mayura had this incredibly dramatic atmosphere:
(LOOK AT LADYBUG’S REFLECTION ON HIS EYES AND HIS BELL! NOW THAT IS REALLY DETAILED RENDERING, HOLY SHIT!)
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STORMY WEATHER’S CHARACTER DESIGN AND SASSY MOVEMENTS ARE 👌
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👌 they gave her a lot of personality i love it (looks at this 90s anime villain laugh)
- those amazingly animated action scenes where the extremely badass rotate-y camera movement combined with INTERESTING CAMERA ANGLES make the ACTIONS SCENES THAT MUCH WICKED
- that hella juicy cinematography where you can tell the foreground is more focused
during certain shots (pay attention to how the background is more blurred)
- HOW FUCKIN DRAMATIC IT WAS WHEN AURORE GOT AKUMATIZED
- like, most of the time the character just feels sad and doesn’t notice the akuma coming towards them and they just get akumatized. thats it. but HERE, THE LIGHTING CHANGES, WE SEE THE AKUMA SUSPENSEFULLY COME IN THE ELEVATOR AND FLY TOWARDS HER, SHE ACTIVELY TRIES TO BAT IT AWAY. IT’S REAL SPOOKY SHIT. it’s little details like this that make the conflict feel much more dramatic and cooler
- how you are transported back to September 2015 when watching this episode because it’s most likely one of the earliest, if not the first, episodes you’ve watched. You remember how our expectations for the show’s quality is just set that high because of this one episode
Marinette gets Lila one of those scratch off maps for Christmas. None of them will scratch off except for Italy and France
Lila: I think this is broken
Marinette: No, it’s one that only scratches off where you have actually been
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Chloe: As I am so gracious, I got everyone in the class a gift. Here you go Lie-la
Lila: Thanks….He’s just not that into you. Classy.
Chloe: I thought the book may be relevant to your current situation
Lila: I’m glad you liked the book so much you decided to pass your copy along to me. Though it’s a bit cheap gifting your old belongings
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Bustier: Here you go Chloe, I got you a small gift. Thank you for being in my class this year
Marinette: Hold on!
Marinette scribbles on it
Marinette: There you go, now you can think of both of us!
Bustier: That wasn’t very nice. Apologise
Marinette: Oh, so when the rich blonde girl ruins my gift it’s ok and I get scolded, but when I do I get scolded?!
Bustier: Marinette
Marinette: It’s not permanent marker and will wipe off
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Ladybug bursts into the classroom
Ladybug: My good friend Marinette told me all about you guys and I remembered so many of you from your akumatisations! So I decided to drop in and wish you all happy holidays! For Alya…your gift is in the back row. For Chloe, I bee hair clip so you can have one you didn’t steal - don’t worry I won’t ask for it back. For Max, safety goggles so no napkins can hurt your precious eyes!
Nino: What about Lila as you are such good friends?
Ladybug: Lila….Oh! The girl akumatised like 3 times and works with hawkmoth and always lies! Seriously though Lie-la was an akuma name and bad pun, haha. Sorry, my bad. I got you an oyster shucker and parashoot so next time you get akumatised and defeated on top of the Eiffel Tower you can get yourself down
Adrien: Ladybug, isn’t that a little-
Ladybug: I’m sorry Adrien, you’re right I should have dealt with this better. Taken the highroad and all that. I guess there’s only one way to fix this - Lila, Adrien, here are two movie tickets for the Harry Potter marathon. They are showing the first 3 movies. I think the 9 hours together may just help Lila feel better
Adrien: ….I hate you so much right now
Ladybug: Oh, we finally going to say no? Take the highroad of polite rejection? Or are we going along with it so Lila’s feelings aren’t hurt?
Smirking Ladybug turns to leave
Adrien: Wait a second Ladybug.
Ladybug: Yes?
Adrien: Mistletoe.
Before she can react Adrien has planted a quick kiss on her lips
Ladybug: You win this round Agreste.
Adrien blushing but so proud of himself as Ladybug trips over her own feet trying to exit
Ladybug: How is that the highroad?!
With the petty quartet stuff and Gabriel/Nathalie shipping Adrienette:
Adrien and Marinette finally go on an actual date. Gabriel akumatises someone to keep everyone away from the happy couple and make sure nothing can go wrong
Chloe sees a picture of Adrien and Marinette? Bam, photo erased off the internet and Chloe is locked in the hotel without a phone
Lila is about to walk around the corner? Suddenly she’s very far away and her lies of being in a different country are finally honest
Adrien fans trying to track him down? A very good look a like is signing photos at a random park very far away
Just anything that could possibly go wrong in suddenly fixed
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Marinette: Gabe you look tired
Gabriel: You have absolutely no idea
Nathalie: How was your date?
Marinette: It was going good until Alya texted me with rumours of an akuma in Paris that was incredibly stealthy so we decided to head back to be safe. Anyway, I have to go
Nathalie: ….Gabriel
Gabriel: Yes?
Nathalie: Did you akumatise someone so those idiots could have the perfect date?
Gabriel: ….yes. But I called back my akuma now
Nathalie: I had already hired people to ensure those two were undisturbed
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Ladybug: Chat did you find anything?
Chat: No, my lady
Ladybug: Maybe they were just rumours
chat: No, queen bee put out her signal and reception at the hotel was out
Ladybug: Overreacting maybe? Just an provider problem? Either way sucks
Chat: On a date or something
Ladybug: Yeah, with this dense guy I’ve liked forever. He used to always say I was just a “good friend” despite touching me and other stuff. Maybe it’s a sign
Chat: Any guy who would dismiss you as just a “friend” is an idiot
Ladybug: For some reason I have this cringe urge.
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Gabriel: How was your date with Marinette?
Adrien: Date? We were just-
Gabriel: Boy if you hurt that girl I will honestly throw you out on the street
Adrien: Oh so all this neglect was just building up to the official abandonment. Got it
Gabriel: I am not joking
Adrien: There are already a dozen roses waiting on her desk for her and here are some engagement rings I found online
Gabriel: Better.
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Gabriel: Sorry again about your date. I heard more from Adrien
Marinette: Well, if someone had provided a good role model for what love looks like maybe things would be different.
Tom, attempting to insult Chat Noir: good thing you rejected my daughter, she’s not into furries
Marinette, in a cage: he has a point tho
Chat Noir: meowch :(
Sometime After Alya, Nino, and Chloe get to keep their miraculous.
Akuma: *Attacks*
Marinette: I need to go to the bathroom. *Rushes out*
Adrien: I need to go to the bathroom too. *Rushes out*
Alya: I left something in my locker. *Rushes out*
Nino: I left something in my locker as well. *Rushes out.
Chloe: Pollen, Buzz On!
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