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Like a Romcom

Omg @megatraven totally forgot about this sorry!

Happy midwinter holiday slash new year I guess???

Adrien sat by his desk buddy, Alya, and watched the chaos unfold beside him. Alya too was sitting in her seat at their table, twitching at the sight.

Chloe and Marinette were fighting again.

Adrien had suffered too many rants from Chloe to be receptive of this behavior, so as soon as Marinette had stood from her seat, and Chloe from hers, he had tried to de-escalate the problem.

It hadn’t worked.

“Honestly, they fight like a married couple.” The blonde model sighed, gazing forward in a bored manner.

“Oh my gosh, you see it too?” Alya tapped his arm to gain his attention, looking hopeful, “I swear, with how often Marinette praises Chloe’s fashion sense and kisses her attitude, I’d say she has a huge crush.”

“Whoa,” Adrien replied, “Really? Chloe’s the exact opposite. She says Marinette has horrid fashion sense for such a nice girl.”

“Wow. They’re like the main characters in a romcom.”

“I guess we’re the best friends who have to get them together?”

It had been a joke, but the two paused, reaching realization in unison.

“We should set them up!”

“Jinx!”

They laughed together before glancing around. Everyone’s attention was focused on the growing fight.

“As if I’d want to live in a bakery anyway! That’s the sort of plebian living that should be left to the help!”

Typical Chloe.

The matchmaker pair brought their mutual gazes back to each other.

“Let’s do it.”

“Hey, Chloe? You free this Friday? Wanna go to that new restaurant?”

“I’d love to, Adrikens!”

“Come on, girl! You need this. Maybe you’ll feel inspired for that dress you wanna make!”

“Ugh. Fine. Where is this place?”

Adrien and Alya peeked around the corner, where Marinette was approaching Chloe with a bemused look on her face.

“Step one, complete.”

They watched as Marinette struck up a conversation, still looking for Alya. Chloe let out a disgruntled reply and refused to look up from her phone. Nodding to each other, the matchmakers simultaneously brought out their phones to send their respective friends a message.

“Sorry, but this is for your own good. Either eat alone or with a classmate ;)”

They had a perfect vantage point to watch their friends’ faces ignite with fierce blushes before settling into an awkward silence.

Operation Chloenette was go.

The A-team – Adrien had had a blast coming up with various team names – shared a subtle high-five before vanishing from the restaurant.

“I hope it goes well.”

“Maybe they won’t fight in class anymore?”

“Huh. I’m hoping for a bit of romance, not a miracle.”

The next day, when they arrived in class, one occurrence was immediately noticeable.

“I can’t just blow cash on a trip to the Eiffel tower whenever I feel like it!”

“Then just let me pay!”

“No! We’re supposed to work together!”

“Then why don’t we take turns! I want to take you to dinner there!”

Nino glanced sideways at them, “They’re,” he blinked and paused, unsure of the validity of the words about to exit his mouth, “They’re arguing over where their… Next date is going to be?”

It sounded like a question to those who heard it. But to Alya and Adrien, it sounded like success.

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Watches Miraculous: Oh wow the Eiffel Tower is always so empty it must really be like that.

Actually visits Eiffel Tower: Oh my dear lord baby jesus okay fam not today I ain’t DEALIN WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE.

Watches Miraculous: Oh wow the Louvre is always so empty and clean and no one stands outside!

Actually visits the Louvre: Oh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll oh look the mona lisa surrounded by millions of people

Watches Miraculous: Oh wow the transportation system seems so perfect and well organized

Drives down Champs-Elysees: OH WE GON DIE SAVE YO SELVESSS ROLL DOWN THE MF WINDER

Watches Miraculous: Oh wow pigeons are so adorable and kawaiiiiiiiiiiii

Touches a one legged pigeon in central Paris:  Putain! I’ve contracted 8 diseases and grown an extra limb!

*no hate I love Paris I just think it’s funny how show portray Paris*

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“I don’t even know…Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir is an amazing cartoon, you should watch it!
I ship Marinette x Adrien / Ladybug x Cat Noir / Marinette x Cat Noir / Adrien x Ladybug (Well, they’re the same person but with...
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I don’t even know…

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir is an amazing cartoon, you should watch it!

I ship Marinette x Adrien / Ladybug x Cat Noir / Marinette x Cat Noir / Adrien x Ladybug (Well, they’re the same person but with different personalities so yeah, still counts).

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Miraculous Headcannons I Wrote at 3 AM

  • Everyone in Paris doesn’t share one braincell, which means it’s a lot harder for Marinette or Adrien to transform. So they can’t just jump behind a bench or something
  • Marinette’s fingers are covered in bandages from constantly pricking her fingers while sewing
  • Adrien has dimples on his cheeks and they’re adorable
  • Marinette and Adrien sit next to each other because she actually pays attention when the teacher calls her name
  • Marinette bringing Adrien croissants because she knows he loves them
  • Adrien staring at Marinette and trying to count her freckles
  • Marinette doesn’t have pictures of Adrien on her walls or as her computer background (because I don’t care if he’s a model that’s just weird)
  • Marinette wearing her hair differently when she’s detransformed because the pigtails are a dead giveaway
  • After long nights of patrolling, Marinette and Adrien fall asleep against each other at school.
  • Marinette smells like vanilla and chocolate from all the baking.
  • Adrien loves sunflowers and has vases filled with them in his room, sunflower pins on his bag, and doodles them on his papers.
  • Marinette literally cannot dance, she’ll end up falling and possibly breaking something
  • Ladybug starts falling in love with Chat a lot faster than she anticipated and now they freaking love each other
  • Marinette stands up for herself a lot more because she’s iconic and loves herself
  • Adrien starts crushing on Marinette because she’s basically ladybug *cough cough* but she also has her own touches that make her so damn adorable
  • Alya and Nino actually believe Marinette when she calls out Lila
  • Chloé literally hates Lila with a passion and hopes she crawls back into whatever hole she came from
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Alya has to know

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Okay, so let’s real talk real quick. Y’all remember season 2 of miraculous? Episode 3? The Prime Queen one? Kay so honestly, that episode was a masterpiece when it came to Alya’s character, because like, we knew she was good, but she’s actually: ‘Hey I was gonna watch a show about Ladybug (her favourite superhero by the way) with my family, but my best friend called me to help her babysit so imma do that instead.’ levels of good. And yes:

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She was gonna watch the show with her family if Marinette hadn’t called. But Marinette did, and so now Alya is helping her babysit, but she gets to watch the show anyway so its fine. Then Marinette starts babbling: “Oh! I forgot to…uh, tell my bakery something. They’re in the parents downstairs.” 

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And Alya’s confused because who wouldn’t be? It’s Marinette mixing up her words when she’s nervous. And Alya knows this. She knows Marinette’s way with words when she’s nervous, so she’s thinking: “Why is Marinette nervous?” Now let’s consider for a moment, what if Alya knew Marinette was Ladybug? or at least suspected it at this point. Ladybug isn’t on TV, needs to get on TV and Marinette is very nervously trying to leave the room as quickly as possible with a half thought out lie: “Sometimes it can take a while.”

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“They don’t always understand me.”

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Look at her face! This is the face she makes when Marinette is trying to create an excuse to see Adrien, but she’s not trying to see Adrien, she’s trying to leave the room! Why would leaving the room be so important if she wasn’t trying to go somewhere else? So Let’s say Alya knows Marinette is Ladybug and at this point is humouring her by pretending to believe her lie. That would make sense. If not, Alya would have probably offered to go talk to Marinette’s parents with her so that they could get back to the show quicker, but she didn’t. Instead she’s choosing to go along with this lie about her talking to her parents (which probably ends up taking HOURS in show time, considering by the time Marinette gets back its dark and Manon is asleep) so that Marinette can leave sooner. So that Ladybug can go on TV.

Plus, when Marinette starts rambling on (which I remind you, Alya knows Marinette does when she’s nervous) she TELLS her to leave: 

Marinette: “And when I explain, w-actually its not their fault they-” 

Alya: “Marinette?” 

Marinette: *nervous* “Yes?” 

Alya:“GO!”

Maybe so she can get to the TV station on time?

And then about a minute after Marinette has left, Ladybug finally arrives on screen? Alya HAS to know. She’s a good person, and not to mention a REALLY good journalist. Heck, she get’s the fox miraculous in episode 10 because she knows how to sus people out, figure out what they want and make an illusion. So to say she’d be able to do the same thing for her best friend is an understatement. She also get’s it because Ladybug trusts her. “What reason does Ladybug have to trust me?” Alya might think in confusion. Or: “What reason does Marinette have to trust me?” Alya might think in confidence.

And at the end of the episode when Marinette finally get’s back? CONVENIENTLY after the akuma attack?: “I’m so sorry Alya! I had no idea it would take so long to talk to my parents!” Alya isn’t even mad, even though Marinette left her for so long AFTER inviting her over and while Marinette was gone she got kidnapped! Personally? I’d have some harsh words along the lines of: “Why were you gone so long? What the heck!?”. Unless of course, my friend was the superhero that ended up saving me. Which Marinette is. And Alya probably knows she is. 

So bottom line is, this episode has convinced me that Alya absolutely knows Marinette is Ladybug, or at the very least suspects it. Why else would she be so insistent on letting Marinette know it would be okay if she knew in episode 10? when she tells Marinette if she was Ladybug, she’d cover for her, help her get out of class, bring her work. She knows, and she’s very subtly trying to let Marinette know that. But episode 10 taught her that Marinette thinking her identity is unknown gives her peace of mind, so she won’t try to tell Marinette anymore. Because a worried Marinette is a worried Ladybug, and that won’t do Paris any good.

So yeah, I like this episode and I couldn’t stop giggling like a little bitch through my pot noodle while I watched it because Alya is amazing and I just love her so much :3

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Marinette: Adrien, you look tired. Everything ok?

Adrien: Yeah, just stayed up late watching Baccano! so I could return the DVD to you

Lila: Really, Marinette, you’re getting Adrien to watch cartoons? Aren’t those for kids?

Adrien: Pardon?

Lila: Anime is for kids. I don’t get how anyone can watch that-

Adrien: That’s it. You crossed a line. Listen up everyone! Lila is a serial liar. She told me she was besties with Ladybug, but the hero barely knew her if anything hated her. *rants for a solid 5 minutes*

Lila: What just happened?

Marinette: You shouldn’t have insulted anime. It’s one of his favourite things. And Lila?

Lila: Yes?

Marinette: Please tell me how a show about a serial killer on a train, multiple literal murderers, mass murderers actually, and a sadist testing out the limits of a child’s immortality is something “for kids.” 

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lenoreofraven

Memory loss ep

Ladybug: Who am I?

Chat: You are beauty, you are grace, you-

Ladybug: I will punch you in the face?

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Marinette: Who is that girl, she looks familiar?

Alya: That’s Lila.

Marinette: For some reason I have this urge to throw her in the river, strap her to a polygraph machine, or ask her what’s the view like from the Eiffel Tower

Alya: You aren’t on great terms with her

Marinette: I feel like it was her fault

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Sees Adrien

Marinette: Hey, weird question. Do you spend time dressed as a cat fighting crime? Chat Noir?

Adrien: I have no clue-

Marinette: I paw-sitive you’re that cat

Adrien: She punned!

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Adrien is wearing scarf

Marinette: Did I make that? It just looks super familiar

Adrien: No, my dad gave it to me

Marinette: I feel like that’s wrong. Also why do I have a dozen pictures of you on my wall

Nino: Only a dozen?

Adrien: I’m a model and you like fashion so use me for inspiration

Marinette: But we’re not dating or anything?

Adrien: No, you are just a good friend

Marinette: Why does my heart hurt and why do I want to punch you in your face?

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Marinette: For some reason I really want to tell you to sit in the back row

Lila: I can’t imagine why

Marinette: For some reason I really badly want to give you a hearing aid manual

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Sees a picture of Hawkmoth

Marinette: Adrien, right? Is this guy your father? 

Adrien: No, that’s hawkmoth. I showed you a picture of my dad earlier

Marinette: You sure they aren’t the same person? Like, are you sure?

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In cafeteria

Marinette: For some reason I really want to put a warning sign by these napkins……

Alya: Don’t

Marinette: Maybe protective gloves?

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Marinette: Chloe, how come whenever Lila speaks I want to call her a liar?

Chloe: Because she is and you don’t like her

Marinette: Ok, so how come everytime you speak I want to ask for an apology, draw on gifts you give, and ask you if your dad could buy you some class?

Chloe: I used to be….I used to not be super nice and I’m trying to be better. Ladybug entrusted me with a miraculous so I’m Queen Bee and save people

Marinette: Final question for now: why do I want to laugh or call you a thief? 

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Due to memory loss Marinette wears her hair in a different style. Class freaks out. No one can change their hairstyle! What happened to the tails? Why is this bugging everyone so much?

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Marinette: Why am I scared of a butterfly?

Chloe: There’s a villain called hawkmoth who uses butterflies to corrupt people

Marinette: For some reason I want to say ‘I am confident. I am Marinette’

Chloe: You’re weird aren’t you?

Marinette: Considering I found Adrien’s schedule on my computer and we’re apparently not dating, I’ve been told I’ve created an album cover, have only 2 outfits, and I’m talking to you I’m going to say yes. I’m weird.

(if petty Nette then it would be more “for some reason I really want to grab it, call him Hawky, discuss the weather, ask why babies, and diss his fashion choices.’)

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Alya: So, this is the ladyblog that you occasionally help with (goes on for 10 minutes about how amazing Ladybug is)

Marinette: Do you know why I want to ask you to check your sources?

Alya: No clue as I’m a reputable journalist with strong ethics

Marinette: I feel like I should be laughing

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Tikki: Marinette, I know you are scared right now, but I am Tikki your kwami

Marinette: I don’t know what or who you are, but my brain is screaming to tell you the cookie jar is over there and stop telling me to be mature

Tikki: I really have underestimated you

Marinette: I also want to call you salt bug

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Chat: So, how was your day without memories?

Marinette: Kind of weird but people seem nice. Chat? Are we friends?

Chat: Sort of, princess

Marinette: Thanks for supporting me then and not treating me like I’m about to break. Had a bunch of people today treat me like a toddler as if I’ve forgotten how to open doors or eat. It’s nice talking to you

Chat: No problem, thanks for appreciating me. I’m glad you’re doing ok. I know how strong, resourceful, brave, and incredible you are but I was afraid you would have forgotten that. Even more frightened in your confused state Hawkmoth may have done something to influence you, but…I’m not disappointed. You always do exceed my expectations.

Marinette: It’s weird, I’ve been thinking about you and akumas all day. You being here I feel safe, relaxed, and happy, as if I could trust you with anything. Like you are the one person who would never disappoint me. You probably hear that a lot as you’re a superhero. I don’t know. It’s like your someone who I’ve always known or you being here gives me permission to relax. That I don’t have be scared and everything will be fine.

Chat: Mari-

Marinette: But I also feel like telling you take a hint, say your puns are lame, and request you stop getting hit by attacks so you don’t become a slave

Chat: Are you sure you’ve lost your memories?

Marinette: Yes, kitty. 

Sit in silence for a short while

Marinette: Chat, are you sure you aren’t Adrien because you look really alike

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