Manon: hey, mr. model, can we go to the park?
Adrien, helping babysit because of Alya’s meddling: what did Marinette say?
Manon: she said no
Adrien: so why are you asking me?
Manon: because she’s not the boss of you
Adrien, internally: it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap
Marinette: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight the squid at the aquarium
Chat Noir: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
An AU where Adrien was never able to convince his father to go to school so he continues to be home-schooled, and his only friends are Plagg, Ladybug, and Chloe. He’s still in love with Ladybug but even though Marinette never meets Adrien she doesn’t quite fall for Chat Noir. She still sees him as a valued partner and a great friend, a best friend really. It probably could be more but she has to keep telling herself that she can’t get involved with a guy when she can’t even get to know his civilian self.
Then one day she goes to a party thrown by Chloe and meets Adrien and she decides right there and then that he can’t be trusted because he’s Chloe’s BFF and who could trust that, and she never gets to know him like she would if they shared class and got to have their umbrella moment. They keep running into each other since Chloe is a mutual person in their life and she can’t bring herself to make friends with him even after she begrudgingly sees he’s actually a nice person.
On patrol she sees an Adrien ad and she starts to dump on it. “Look at that stupid perfect face. I can’t believe I have to look at it all over Paris.” And Chat can’t stop himself from laughing and joins in. The next week she saves Adrien from an Akuma and lectures him about staying safe and Adrien can’t let the moment pass so he says, “who needs to be safe when you have a stupid perfect face.” he winks and Marinette/Ladybug.exe stops working.
Anonymous asked:
gale-of-the-nomads answered:
Sadly I just found out it isn’t real. It was just a very convincing edit
It looked convincing
So if Marinette’s name as Chat Noir is Lady Noir, does this means that the name of Adrien as Ladybug is gonna be… Lordbug????
Alya: Hey, Adrien?
Chat Noir: What- wait, shit.
Alya: Yup, I knew it! It’s him!
Chat Noir: No, it just sounded like you said “Chat Noir!”
Nino: Hey, Adrien.
Chat Noir: What?!
Chat Noir: GOD DAMMIT-
ruinedchildhood
