AU where everything’s the same except tikki is slightly goofier
you CAN eat them but you SHOULDNT. thats true of most things though.
carapace, looking at an adrien agreste ad: what a little bitch
chat noir: i know right
carapace: excuse me, that’s my best friend you’re talking about, asshole
merry christmas @alazic02!!! surprise surprise, im ur secret santa for the @mlsecretsanta here to deliver all the goodies u wish for so lemme just toss this one at ya! sorry for being so late, hope you have a great year and happy holidays!!!
edit: the french is butchered because i do not know french unfortunately, i tried my best to search for what i could! thank you for the suggestions, they really help! sorry again.
Gabriel: Alright Adrien, the house remodeling is done. You can go anywhere you please. Except the West Wing.
Adrien: What’s in the West Wi-
Gabriel: It’s forbidden!
Later that night, in the West Wing
Gabriel: *Dancing in the center of a disco square with Nathalie*
Nathalie: We’ll win the competition for sure now, sir.
Gabriel: No talking, more Disco Finger! Aaand HUSTLE
Lila: Yeah, Jagged Stone wrote a song about me and I saved his cat
Luka: Wow, that’s incredible, he’s my favourite artist.
Lila: I guess I could-
Marinette: No! Not happening. I will not let you deceive this boy who even wears Jagged on his shirt. Nope
Lila: I was just-
Marinette: Here. The album covered I designed and I’ll even try to organise a meeting
Luka: Marinette, you’re incredible.
Lila: Little possessive are we?
Luka: Did you try to criticise Marinette? Are you the girl Juleka was telling me about with the hearing problem?
Lila: Ladybug healed that
Luka: That’s unfortunate because then you can hear me call you a deceitful witch who has no right knowing Marinette
Marinette: Someone stood up for me? Is this what it feels like to have a good friend?
All I know is I want Lila to try and lie to Luka and he either sees through it in a second or just only has eyes for Marinette so ignores Lila.
(Adrien sees ‘the move’ from Spider-Man into the spiderverse)
Chat noir:(puts his hand on Ladybug’s shoulder, in a deep voice) Hey.
Ladybug:(removes his hand) Nope.
(Walks off)
Chat noir: Maybe I’m not doing it right.
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(Adrien talking to Marinette. Decides to try the move now)
(Hand on her shoulder, looks into her eyes, confident smile.)
Adrien:(in a deep voice) Hey.
Marinette:(turns bright red) h-hey.
Adrien:(Thinking) I knew it was powerful. Now I can woo ladybug
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