Emilie: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Gabriel: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.
this is the only part of the episode i enjoyed
Nino: So, where am I on your list?
Santa Claus: Lahiffe, is it? Give me a moment—
Santa Claus: [unravels a giant list and starts reading]
Santa Claus: Well Mr. Lahiffe, unfortunately, throttling a man does not put you in very good standing...
Nino:
Nino: Counterpoint, it was Gabriel Agreste.
Santa Claus:
Santa Claus: Sh*t, you're right.
Plagg:
What’s your problem? Relax, you’re getting the party you’ve always wanted!
What about the movie? The buttery popcorn?
Camembert, you’re the cheese of my dreams!
I am exhausted! I’m off to bed!
Fu: The Leaning Tower of Pisa? Plagg: I didn’t see it.
The Kwami of Distraction.
“I cannot wait for the moment when Mari realizes that her Sunshine Supermodel is really just a Sad Broken Kitty Cat”
Adrien: Plagg, where’s my ring?
Plagg: What?
Adrien: Where. Is. My. Ring.
Plagg: I, uhhh…put it away.
Adrien: Where?
Plagg: Why do you need to know?
Adrien: I need it!
Plagg: Uh-uh. Don’t you think about running off to see your Bugaboo. I’ve been aging this cheese for three months!
Adrien: The public is in danger!
Plagg: My cheese is in danger!
Adrien: You tell me where my ring is, Plagg! We are talking about the greater good!
Plagg: Greater good!? I am your Kwami. I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
Hey guys i came up with a cool new ship but the others are being mean 2 me :(
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Gabriel: Nathalie, what are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Nathalie: Why are you asking me?
Gabriel: Well, Adrien was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say “why has god forsaken me”
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