Lila Lying About The Wrong Things™
Lila: I once spent an entire year interning under the Lourve’s most experience curator!
Alix: You mean??? My dad???
Lila: Did I say museum curator? I meant to say I studied under a world class mime who also happens to be a preformer at Le Moulin Rouge!
Mylene: You mean MY dad?
Lila: Uh no you must be mistaken! What I meant to say was uh. Um. D-did you know that I helped a famous scientist develope the first A.I super computer capable of human emotions???
Markov, popping in out of nowhere: You mean mY dad?
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