Alya: hey Ladybug I’m glad you trusted us with the Miraculi again but I have a question
Alya: why didn’t you give one to Lila? She’s your best friend, right?
Ladybug: I would rather throw myself off a bridge
Alya: oh, you don’t want her getting hurt in battle, that’s so sweet!
Ladybug: no, I would strangle her to death with my bare hands if I thought I could get away with it
Alya: But… She’s your… best friend…?
Ladybug: HOW MUCH MORE CLEARLY DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I WANT THAT BITCH DEAD
Master Fu: “Adrien, we need to choose a new Queen Bee to replace Chloé, and I think it’s time you picked an ally you can trust.”
Adrien: “I choose Marinette.”
Master Fu: “…”
Master Fu: “Umm, that’s great, but, umm… could you please choose someone… else?”
Adrien: “I thought you said this was my choice?”
Master Fu: “Well, yes, but…”
Adrien: “Do you not think Marinette is trustworthy?!?”
Master Fu: “Of course she is, it’s just that…”
Adrien: “…what?”
Master Fu: “Nothing”
*Later*
Marinette: “Oh, what? Me? Umm, thanks, but I wouldn’t want to… take this role away from Chloé. I mean, she’s worked to hard for this.”
Chloé: “No, go ahead, take it, you’ll make a great Queen Bee.”
Marinette: “Oh, well, umm… if you insist.”
*Later*
Chat Noir: “I wonder where Ladybug is, we need her to defeat the villain.”
Marinette: “…”
Marinette: “Venom!” ‘uses superpower on random person’
Marinette: “Oh no, would you look at that I just accidentally used my power and need to recharge, I’m gonna go do that now. Also I’m super incompetent and you should totally never ask me to be Queen Bee ever again.”
*Later*
Chat Noir: “My Lady, you missed her, I chose someone to be the new Queen Bee, but she ran off just before you arrived.”
Ladybug: “Oh yeah, no, I met her, we stopped and talked as she was leaving. She’s a terrible hero, don’t ever give her a miraculous again.”
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