Okay, we’ve all seen/read the Wedding Day Reveal Scenarios…but picture this.
Adrien and Marinette get together, move in, get married and have a kid all without revealing their identities. Cue the first time Marinette goes out and leaves Adrien at home doing childcare all by himself.
Obviously, the first thing Marinette wants to do as a new parent is transform into Ladybug and blow off some steam.
Obviously, the first thing Adrien wants to do now that he’s unsupervised is put the baby in a cape and transform into the amazing crime fighting duo Chat Noir and Smitten Kitten!
So Ladybug is standing on a rooftop somewhere, stretching out her arms and legs, enjoying the view, when all of the sudden–
“WA-HOOOO!!!”
Chat Noir lands on the rooftop across the street with a loudly (and happily) squealing baby in a backpack carrier on his shoulders.
Ladybug: Chat Noir?! What are you–……..
Chat Noir: Oh hey, Ladybug! (waves across rooftops) How’s it hanging?
Ladybug: …why….why do you….where are you taking my baby?
Chat Noir: Huh? What? This is my baby.
Ladybug: Do you seriously think I can’t recognize my own baby? I knitted that cat suit onesie and cape combo with my own two hands!
Chat Noir: ….wait….no….it can’t be….Marinette?
Ladybug: (swinging yoyo threateningly) You have three seconds to put down my baby and step away from the backpack.
Chat Noir: Wait–Marinette–Ladybug–it’s me–I’m Adrien!”
Ladybug: (looking even angrier now) And you thought taking our daughter on patrol would be–what–funny?
Chat Noir: (gulp) I thought it would be….cute?
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And later on, when Adrien is nursing the rope burns he got from Ladybug towing him home in her yoyo after he tried to escape her wrath and he is whining to Plagg that Marinette refuses to let him be alone unsupervised with his own child now, Plagg rolls up a newspaper and bops Adrien on the nose with it.
Plagg: This is why you never reveal your secret identity!








