Chloe: Jesus Christ! Is that a fucking gremlin?
Christine: No, I’m a junior!
Chloe: Whatever. Just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight.
Chloe: Jesus Christ! Is that a fucking gremlin?
Christine: No, I’m a junior!
Chloe: Whatever. Just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight.
*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
When you overhear a guy flirting with a girl and she says “no thanks I’m gay”

I DON’T EVEN REALLY IDENTIFY WITH THIS BUT THE GIF IS SO AMAZING I HAVE TO REBLOG
I paused Kung Fu Panda Holiday at the perfect moment
when your math teacher is moving on to the next chapter but you still don’t know anything