I really like this meme, guys
*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*
bi asks
- instagram bi or snapchat bi?
- bracelet bi or necklace bi?
- lay on the roof bi or lay in the grass bi?
- texting bi or talk on the phone bi?
- peppermint bi or cinnamon bi?
- earth, air, fire, or water bi?
- breath mint bi or gum bi?
- smoking bi or drinking bi?
- lace bi or mesh bi?
- sneakers bi or heels bi?
- dress bi or skirt bi?
- hair tie bi or hair clip bi?
- baseball cap bi or sun hat bi?
- lemonade bi or hawaiian punch bi?
- pineapples on pizza bi or ‘wtf that’s disgusting’ bi?
- strawberry bi or cherry bi?
- starburst bi or skittles bi?
- ‘i wanna hold your hand’ bi or ‘lucy in the sky with diamonds’ bi?
- antique bi or futuristic bi?
- stripes bi or polka dot bi?
- dc bi or marvel bi?
- button up bi or tshirt bi?
- short sleeve bi or long sleeve bi?
- hoodie bi or jacket bi?
- vinyl bi or cd bi?
- apple bi or android bi?
- pink bi or blue bi?
- sun bi or moon bi?
- beatles bi or rolling stones bi?
- beer bi or wine bi?
- plant bi or ‘everything i touch dies’ bi?
- lava lamp bi or kaleidoscope bi?
- beach bi or park bi?
- bike bi or car bi?
- guitar hero bi or rock band bi?
OOOOH ask these wholesome asks
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: do you know what really annoys me about the 2001 direct-to-video film barbie in the nutcracker? so at the end of the film clara finds out that she’s the sugar plum princess which is amazing, then her and the nutcracker who is now revealed to be prince eric dance to a great piece of music while clara is wearing an amazing dress and the scenery around them is transforming back to its original beautiful state and it’s all just so perfect, but it gets even more perfect when clara agrees to stay with prince eric and become his new queen. BUT THEN the mouse king comes along and steals clara’s necklace which transports her back to her home. so already it’s really annoying and you’re upset because you wanted clara and eric to live happily ever after, but matters get even worse when the audience is lead to believe that all that clara experienced in the film with the nutcracker etc was just a dream. so as you can imagine, it’s all quite anger inducing. BUT THEN clara’s aunt comes in and introduces clara to a young man who turns out to be prince eric, both of them look at each other and it’s obvious that all that happened wasn’t a dream after all (especially since eric gives clara back the necklace that the mouse king stole), and it gets even better when clara and eric dance together. so now it’s like “well it didn’t end the way i wanted it to, but they still lived happily ever after and that’s good enough for me” and it’s all just very emotional, beautiful and rewarding. it’s a good way to end a movie. BUT THEN the movies goes back to barbie telling stacey or chelsea or chestnut or cappuccino whatever her name is a story about the nutcracker, and it’s honestly just like… how dare you do that? i’ve my hopes up and crushed so many times while watching this movie and you don’t even have the decency in your soul to end the movie on a good note? you could have ended the movie as clara and eric slow dance into a fade into the credits, but no you just had to remind us all that this was just some story told by barbie so her sister won’t fuck up a few gosh darn diddily damnit moves while dancing to the dance of the sugar plum fairy? get gone
ruinedchildhood