- Lance: Come on, I didn’t drink that much last night.
- Hunk: You were flirting with Keith.
- Lance: So what? He’s my boyfriend.
- Hunk: You asked him if he was single.
- Hunk: And started crying when he said he wasn’t.
- Me: When you get older, you just never find the time to read books anymore.
- Me: *finds time to read a 200k fanfiction in the span of two days.*


