me: *summons a demon*
demon: FOR WHAT PURPOSE DID YOU SUMMON THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE VOKULE?
me: girls night?
demon: OH FUCK YEAH GIRLS NIGHT!
When she finally posts a picture that isn’t from the shoulders up and she’s a little chubby.

what about more then a little chubby?
wholesome
WHY IS WRITING SO HARD? WHERE IS MY ATTENTION SPAN??? HOW DO I GET THAT BITCH BACK???? WHAT ARE WORDS??? WHERE AM I????
*romantically calls you dude*
*platonically calls you babe*
Romantically calls you dude: Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini, Capricorn, Virgo
Platonically calls you babe: Taurus, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Pisces, Cancer