Red and Blue make Purple

[Red and Blue make Purple]

[lenoreofraven]

Hawkmoth: Did you…did you just grab my akuma?

Marinette: Sure did Hawky. 

Hawkmoth: I’m going to guess this is another vent session for you?

Marinette: Maybe…

Hawkmoth: Don’t you have friends you can do this with?

Marinette: You are just like everyone else never listening. OK, my ‘friends’ are kind of trash. They dismiss any negative feelings I may have as being related to a boy. Lila comes in with all her lies - by the way, I’ve met Jagged and he never had a cat - then just believe her

Hawkmoth: Huh-uh

Marinette: By the way, thanks for the Nine Nine recommendation. Totally worth it. But how dare you not tell me we’re in between seasons and that cliff hanger?

Hawkmoth: You watched it all in a week?

Marinette: Would have done it in 3 days but school apparently is a thing

Hawkmoth: There are 112 episodes

Marinette: That’s only 45 hours.

Hawkmoth: You have so much potential if you just-

Marinette: Did get me thinking. Why not akumatise a thief or a corrupt cop or someone who already had the skills to take a miraculous?

Hawkmoth: Usually if they’re competent they may just take it for themselves

Marinette: OK, ok, but surely that is still a better bet than, say, sending a baby

Hawkmoth: You are still on that?

Marinette: Seriously, why? And why twice? Why -

Hawkmoth: It’s about opportunity

Marinette: I miss the old you. Back when you were all ‘you have potential’ and ‘I’ll darken your heart.’ Now you’re just all ‘blah, blah, this conversation is boring blah blah’

Hawkmoth: If you aren’t going to let me akumatise you can I go?

Marinette: Can I just finish venting first?

Hawkmoth: …..Fine. But when I akumatise your parents next week it’s on you

Marinette: Nah, they won’t fall for it, but fine. Dad is annoying anyway. Last night Chat just crashes onto my roof and because I’m spooked I just tell him I love him. So dad sees this and decides to invite him to breakfast

Hawkmoth: So, you are venting because chat noir, the person I am trying to get the miraculous of, is coming to your house, completely relaxed, and you’ll be spending time with him?

Marinette: Yeah, like he’s a hero, surely he would have better things to do

Hawkmoth: You know that is-

Marinette: I know, I know, perfect little agent. Problem is you’ve shown more emotions means stronger powers and I’m not super negative or want to hurt him so at worst I would just be like, I don’t know, the Piratcy. A pirate taking away people’s privacy or some really lame pun. Then chat would defeat me because, well, you always lose even when you clearly spend months on a perfect plan because you forget lucky charm is a thing or to actually take the miraculous or don’t account for decoys. So, is it even worth trying?

Hawkmoth: You are my least favourite Parisian

Marinette: So…have any love advice? Netflix recommendations? Good french toast recipes?

Hawkmoth: ….

Marinette:…..

Hawkmoth: Just be honest, patient, and respect their wishes. The Good Place is amazing and A Series of Unfortunate Events has season 3 starting in two weeks. Egg, milk, cinnamon, a tiny dash of vanilla, a touch of sugar, use Challah bread thickly cut, cook in butter. Chocolate in the middle if you’re looking for something more

Marinette: Thanks Hawky. See you next week

Hawkmoth: Not if the season 1 finale gets you akumatised first

Marinette: If it does, I’m so going after your miraculous

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[akioshiwarrior]

MLB Deaf Headcanon

• Marinette had meningitis when she was eight and lost her hearing because of nerve damage
• She can kind of read lips but has learned LSF and taught Alya some
• She can’t pronounce façade correctly, which wouldn’t have been a big issue except she did an entire presentation on Roman architecture in seventh grade
• The entire class has essentially learned the basics of sign language (except for Chloe)
• Chloe has tried learning some insults to sign to Marinette
• Whenever Chloe asks tells one of their classmates to show her how to sign a mean insult, they just teach her really wierd things
• Rose taught her to sign “I love you” instead of “You’re disgusting”
• Max taught her to sign “I have explosive diarrhea” instead of “You suck”
• Alex taught her some VERY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS instead of “Your hair looks like a mop”
• Marinette knows that the class is just messing with Chloe and it’s hiLARIOUS
• Meeting Tikki for the first time was disasterous
• It took Tikki a few minutes to figure out that Marinette was deaf
• Since Tikki can’t sign with her little nub hands, Marinette keeps a little whiteboard and marker with her
• She’s still deaf when she’s LB, which is great when the akuma’s attacks are sound based
• She’s not very good at being quiet
• Or loud
• Adrien is learning LSF from Nino
• LBs and CNs first interaction was a little rough cuz LB couldn’t really tell what this dumb furry was saying
• CN learns to talk a little slower so she can tell what he’s saying
• The first time CN actually successfully signs something to LB she’s fLOORED
• The second time he signs something, she’s less excited because it was a p u n
• LB and CN have made some secret hand gestures for plans when going up against akumas
• Communicating during fighting is really difficult and annoying but they manage
• LB almost got her head knocked off by a car flying at her from behind (but she saw the shadow and managed to get out of the way)
• Everyone is still freaking oblivious to wHo thE HecK is lAdYbUg????

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“Catch me if you can, Chaton.”

Ao3

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His lungs expand with every breath, heart pulsing through the movements as his blood and adrenaline surge throughout his body. Chat’s steps don’t falter their step, and he pursues forward through the brisk night in the hunt of his prey.

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[funny-mlb-screenshots]

my poor boy looks so miserable

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[lenoreofraven]

Hawkmoth: Marinette Dupain-Cheng, last time you rejected my gift

Marinette: Oh, it’s you again. Did you run out of babies to akumatise?

Hawkmoth: what?

Marinette: I mean was August taken on a holiday?

Hawkmoth: Mar-

Marinette: Was Lila busy tonight?

Hawkmoth: If you-

Marinette: Chloe still being nice and not getting people akumatised? My class actually dealing with things maturely?

Hawkmoth: QUIET!

Marinette: ……

Hawkmoth: I sense a great potential within you. I know you are upset about the injustices of the world, the cruelty of others, how everyone always -

Marinette: No crazy fans in Paris? No people getting upset when they get caught breaking the law

Hawkmoth: If you weren’t going to accept the akuma why did you let it touch you?

Marinette: I was bored. Really would have thought you would have learnt by now

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[good-intensions-always]

Chat: *gives marinette mouse miraculous*

Mari to tiki : WTF DO I DO

Tiki: bITCH IDFK

Mari: *goes MIA as ladybug and uses mouse miraculous*

Chat: damn…. wheres ladybug??

Mari: *sweating nervously*

Chat: …

Mari: *sweats harder*

Chat: ….. hmmmmm

Chat: …could it be that you’r-

Mari: w-WILL YOU MARRY ME

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The Other Cat

• Adrien: *lying awake for the fifth night in a row after Marinette's confession* Wait... but then why would she kiss me the way she did if she was in love with Chat Noir? *pouts*
• Plagg: Are...
• Plagg: Are you jealous of yourself???

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[more-aculous]

Y’all are crazy abt Marichat rn but have you ever wondered how TOM ended up in the balcony?

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[megatraven]

Some people seem to have forgotten how much Adrien notices, compliments, and appreciates Marinette, so let me remind ya:

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[buggachat]

operation “tell chat i have a crush on him to make him leave me alone” has backfired