Me, first getting into the miraculous fandom: why would you ship ladybug and Adrien but not Mari and Adrien they’re the same person wh-
Me now: I would die for marichat
Me, first getting into the miraculous fandom: why would you ship ladybug and Adrien but not Mari and Adrien they’re the same person wh-
Me now: I would die for marichat
Adrien: Stop it, Plagg! You know very well I’m in love with Ladybug…
Plagg:

Marinette: But If Chat Noir figures out I lied… He’ll know that I’m Ladybug!
Tikki:

Tom, attempting to insult Chat Noir: good thing you rejected my daughter, she’s not into furries
Marinette, in a cage: he has a point tho
Chat Noir: meowch :(
chat noir: cats and dogs are cool but i really want a hamster!
marinette:
marinette: (whispers) are we soulmates