adult politicians: teenagers shouldn’t vote because the part of their brain that deals with prioritizing long-term goals over immediate satisfaction isn’t fully developed
teenagers: please stop destroying the planet
adult politicians: but the planet won’t be unlivable for decades and I want oil money now
A couple and their child were looking over our Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the dad turns to his little girl and asks, “Which Marvel character do you want?”
His little girl, maybe 9, replies, “Mmm, I think I want Captain Marvel.”
Dad makes a face, and says, “How about you choose a real super hero and not a little princess?”
Me and my coworkers were about to smack down on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says, “Honey, you get Captain Marvel.” Then she turns to her husband. “Shut the fuck up, Greg.”
And that has become our new motto for dealings with mysogenists at work.
Shut the fuck up, Greg.
Imagine post-identity reveal Adrien sighing and dreamily doodling “Mr. Adrien Dupain-Cheng” in the margins of his notebook with lots of swirls and hearts and shit. Nino laughs at him and Marinette practically spontaneously combusts.
I have been summoned
Fandom: wow Mayura was a v satisfying end to season 2 can’t wait for season 3 in 2019-
Chameleon: lol hi see u December 1st
Fandom: wait what-
Brazil leaks: haha so like kwami swap is canon
Fandom: WAIT BUT-
Season 3 preview: MARICHAT-MAS BOIIIIIIIII
(Venom 2018, the trailer)
*creepy orchestra music* *people screaming*
Venom, growling: The way I see it, Eddie… *slams Eddie into a wall* …We… *Eddie screams, eyes turn completely black* …Can do… *Unhinges his jaw and bites off someone’s head* …Whatever we want
*bone-crushing noises* *more screaming*
Some grim and serious trailer voice: We all have our own… *dramatic pause* …Demons
(Venom 2018, the movie)
Venom, yelling at Eddie from a broken bathroom mirror: Dumb little bitch, I’ve reminded you to get tater tots on our way home 15 fucking times and you still forgot? Piece of shit. Useless scum of the Earth
Eddie:
Eddie: Parasite
Venom, voice breaking: You take that back. You take that back Right Now
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