Heterosexual™: why do you write so many poems about the beauty of women when you could be writing them about men?
Sappho, about to invent lesbianism: oh? you haven’t heard?
Heterosexual™: why do you write so many poems about the beauty of women when you could be writing them about men?
Sappho, about to invent lesbianism: oh? you haven’t heard?
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Listen listen listen Handsome Jack does the awkward bisexual finger guns it’s #confirmed he’s bi and has a hat kink
hes bi and ready to try (but only if you have a good hat)
He’s try-curious, he’ll give any hat a go at least once
god this reminds me of that one drawing that explained how nisha got her hat and i barely remember it but im sure it was covering jacks dick
It was
These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:
1.
“Okay, and who’s the president?”
“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”
“It’s okay, you know who he is.”
2.
“Who’s the president?”
“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….
“Yup, good enough.”
3.
“And who’s the president,”
“Not fuckin’ Obama!”
“I feel ya.”
4.
“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“
“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”
“Oh, well, alright then.”
5. (My personal favorite)
“Who’s the president?”
“Ew.”
“Good enough.”
I love asking assessing alertness and orientation because these are basically the answers I get hahaha
Sapotis, right? Chat Noir meets Rena Rouge, it’s all good, everything’s normal. Could be BFFs.

BUT WAIT.

Is she angry? Is she confused? Is she jealous? Wtf even is that emotion??? She looks like she’s about to slap someone but she doesn’t know why.
what really concerns me about the us govt shutting down is that the NSA agent who reads my posts and peers through my webcam isn’t gonna be getting his paycheck. that guy’s got a family to support.
“Mama Mia.” - Aladdin