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The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable
This post is pissing people off so I’m gonna add to it:
*villain du jour flirts with Spiderman* woah! I know I swing both ways, but your way isn’t one of em
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Intellectual™ white supremacist: and when I’m done the entire world will be one homogeneous society-
Spidey: buddy the only homo-genius here is me step off
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Villain: *gestures to the eyesore that is the Spiderman suit* what kind of fashion is this
Spidey, a gay, knowing that all his villains commit crime in their fursuits: fucking respectable is what it is
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Villain, talking about the plague that is vigilantes: your way of life disgusts me
Spidey, with narrowed eyes: is this homophobia or arachnophobia
That last one:
Villain: Wait. What, no, no, I meant, like my brother is, I mean I think you are a fine person, I just meant, the whole you know other thing
Spiderman: I’m going to punch you to save you from yourself
Villain: Please
My tablet’s still busted, but I wanted to do somethin cute for Halloween
Click to see what these silly ghosts are up to~
omg!!! It’s so cute, I love it op!
me butt ass naked on my window facing the woods during a full moon in case any werewolves are watching
kidnapper on the phone: we have your son.
peter: i don’t have a son ??
kidnapper: then who just asked for chocolate milk with a straw & made us cut the crusts off his pb&j ?
peter: oh my god you have wade
Peter: I don’t even like Ratatouille
Wade: Take that back or you’re gonna make me-
Peter: Please don’t say it
Wade: [under breath] Madatouille
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