Adrien: I am single, the only thing that screws me on a regular basis is life.
(Marinette turns to alya)
Marinette: I’m considering changing my first name.
Alya: To what?
Marinette: Life
So when I saw this thanks to a Brazilian Birdie my mind went to Marichat. Then I remembered this little gem:
They’re touching it.
AU inspired by this video
Everyone in Paris knows who Ladybug, Chat Noir, and Hawkmoth are except those 3. After all, similar hairstyles, ages, and voices identical. Hawkmoth everyone guessed as the butterflies and Gabriel always being away
Alya: I just don’t get why she didn’t tell me. I have given her every opening
Nino: Maybe it’s to keep you safe?
Alya: She gave me a miraculous!
Nino: Then I have no answers
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Akuma attacks school
Nino: we better all go run and hide
Adrien: Great idea. Oh no, I’ve tripped around the corner. Go on without me
Marinette: I left my bag in the classroom!
Nino: Are they deliberately being obvious or are they just dumb
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Nino: Alya, do you think Gabriel is giving Adrien something to make him stupid? Maybe didn’t actually teach him anything while he was being homeschooled?
Alya: Why do you ask?
Nino: Well Gabriel, sorry, Hawkmoth sent this akuma that attacked their house and Adrien honestly believed saying he had to go have a shower multiple times was a believable excuse
Alya: Well, did Marinette finally notice?
Nino: She believed him!
Alya: Made kwamis make you idiots? Is there a kwami of intelligence we could pair up with them?
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Chloe: I have literally pretended to be Ladybug now. Did they say anything?
Alya: At the same time I said you were ladybug and went after you and they did nothing. Chat Noir even believed it
Rose: Prince Ali has a friend who is coming to Paris. Think maybe if she said they were besties Marinette would finally snap?
Volpina happens
Alya: How did Marinette not saying anything as herself?!
Nino: How did Adrien not notice or piece things together?!
Lila: It’s ok. I have a plan.
Chameleon happens
Alya: She challenged Lila’s story. She said they weren’t friends. I asked for proof and…nothing.
Nino: I was there and even I don’t believe ladybug didn’t crash into the next class
Lila: Well, Gabriel still thinks everyone doesn’t know he’s hawkmoth
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Hawkmoth: Foiled again! Next time I will get your miraculous Ladybug and Chat Noir
Nathalie: Have you thought maybe you could know them as civilians?
Hawkmoth: Impossible
Nathalie: Maybe one is even closer than you think?
Hawkmoth:….
Nathalie:…..
Hawkmoth: Are you ladybug?
I think I just peed my pants.
For the love of god watch this until the end
I saw my life flash before my eyes
i cant believe the peacock miraculous grants the power of making your fursonas come to life
PUFF WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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