i can’t stop laughing at this
me: *wants to talk to my mutuals but doesn’t know what to say*
It SNOWED in MISSISSIPPI!!! It ended up being the heaviest snow since the 1880s! Anyway I saw a lot of people making videos of their dogs experiencing snow for the first time so this happened
I love that snails can cringe so hard their entire face disappears
*a snail expirencing snow for the first time*

This makes me laugh so much
“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”
swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.
heck
you’re on thin fucking ice
oh no