straight culture
this is the straight pride parade
look I like to dunk on the straights as much as the next person but this picture so clearly embodies sibling culture that I have to assume everyone agreeing with these comments is an only child
illmamnim asked:
artzypaw answered:
7. Three words from your native language that you like the most?
(BTW I’m using the word native in a sense of I’ve lived here for a long time and these words are embedded into my vocabulary)
Kapoot- which basically means damaged or broken. I use it literally all the time: ex–“My mind is kapoot” “Whelp, that’s kapoot.”
Scheisse- Means shit. I don’t use this word a lot, but it’s funny because i’ll hear little german kids use it and i feel like a god peering over sinful little devils (btw german kids are evil)
Hallo- Means hi. I literally say this everyday because dutch people or just… anyone – say hello and I’ve just grown to saying “hello” in a European accent. Like i’ll have to ask some random stranger for directions and i’ll start with “…Hallo, do you speak ena;fdklja;fjdaksl;jf” and so on.
If you want to check out the “I’m Not From The US” Ask Set, check here~
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
???? Far away, hot, everything wants to kill me.
ikea
Forrest Gump
Hh
Horses and vultures with bad weather on top
awful politics, great food, heat
The Amish
vodka
smoking, drinking, land, horses, better than America
LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE
This is the best thing I have ever seen
@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?
Dam it it got better
S T O P
Do Darth Maul next!
This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.
Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol
Yoda gotta be raisin bread.
ENOUGH
NO
😬
do grand moff tarkin.
The last one got me.
Can somebody to Han
IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER
Oh my gosh this is getting out of hand
That last one is perfection. Let it end here.
And the porgs? ;)
FUCK YOU!!!!
Jesus Christ. It’s almost at 1million notes lol.
This whole post is amazing. A legacy has been born.
Hang on, I’ve got one…
remember when Jessie caught Seviper and almost murdered it with her bare hands in the process
THAT HAIR REGENERATION
It’s like,
have
you
seen
what
Disney
has
done
before?
For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.
YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!
guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins
FOREVER REBLOG
I snorted so hard I was not expecting that
ruinedchildhood